I reckon I could be a good Wal-Mart greeter...
I can break a man's arm in four places.....good for theft protection
The ladies love me
I can speak without my dentures
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
SPEAK UP YOUNG'N
2007-11-17 13:29:03 · 25 answers · asked by Angry Senior Citizen 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Sure....how old are you
2007-11-17 13:32:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would say yes, as long as you don't mind working for a soul-less corporation bent on world domination through sheer cheapness. Sorry, my ideals got the better of me. Go ahead if that's what you want to do with your time. Just don't let people get to you and end up going postal (or Kinkos to use the modern term). That would be disappointing.
2007-11-17 13:35:50 · answer #2 · answered by acelessthan3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you'd make a lovely Wall mart greeter
2007-11-17 13:48:49 · answer #3 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds more like a bell ringer for the Salvation Army. Never been in a Walmart
2007-11-17 13:35:23 · answer #4 · answered by ditdit 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll bet you can smile w/o your dentures. Wal-mart offer cheap prescription drugs. Medicare is getting better but,the drugs can still gobble up the pocketbook.
2007-11-17 13:37:27 · answer #5 · answered by sparkles 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Considering your screen name is Angry Senior Citizen, I would hope you wouldn't be a greeter unless your screen name turned to Happy Senior Citizen.
2007-11-17 13:33:52 · answer #6 · answered by Guam Brat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
NO....NOT until they get chairs for you all to sit down on..............rather stools!
I wouldn't want a broken arm just when the alarm went off just because the checker didn't disable the item.
2007-11-17 13:35:01 · answer #7 · answered by LandOfMisty 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Their "greeters" are most often handicapped in some way. Are You?
2007-11-17 13:38:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sound perfect to me, Ace! And just in time for Christmas shopping, too!
2007-11-17 13:33:47 · answer #9 · answered by Frosty 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You'd fit right in Pal....and I am not a youngin',but thanks,made me feel young anyway. =)....Now pass the Poligrip man!
2007-11-17 13:37:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes. I would love to be greeted bye you at walmart. I love walmart. No i am not being sarcastic
2007-11-17 13:33:36 · answer #11 · answered by Stark Raving Mad 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋