I was watching some erotic movies today and getting wood......So now my balls hurt and unfortunately my girlfriend is out of town for the holiday. I don't beat-off!!! So whats a guy to do??? Help my nuts are sore....please help!!!
2007-11-17 12:44:21 · 23 answers · asked by face of revenge 2 in Health ➔ Men's Health
Don't worry, prolonged sexual tension normally leads to blue-balls. They usually last only a couple of hours after the release of such tension. In your case, with your girlfriend being out of town, try watching some else, like an action thriller or a comedy that will get the tension off and sleep early. It will be a different day tomorrow. Good luck!
2007-11-17 12:54:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps you need a different hobby.
If it is really painful, there may be an infection somewhere or a blockage. If it doesn't go away in a few hours, it would be a good idea to consult with your health care provider.
Your girlfriend will appreciate it if you take precautions against giving her an infection.
2007-11-17 12:49:53 · answer #2 · answered by aviophage 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well if you're not going to beat off you'll just have to suffer until your girlfriend is back in town. OH for crying out loud...just beat off. Everyone does it.
2007-11-17 12:52:45 · answer #3 · answered by dreamz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a hammer.....put your thumb on a table....and then hit your thumb with the hammer as hard as you can.
You'll forget about your testicles for just a moment.
2007-11-17 12:48:39 · answer #4 · answered by daljack -a girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why don't you beat off? It is healthy especially if your testicles are sore.
2007-11-17 12:48:01 · answer #5 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
f-uckin beat off if you want them to stop being sore and your girl isnt around to give you brain then you rlly have no choice unless you want to light a match under ur ballsack but i dont suggest that
2007-11-17 12:47:18 · answer #6 · answered by bkvaluemenu1 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well your girl friend will be thankful that you behaved.As far as the soreness a cool shower-sorry until she gets home-it may be a little uuncomfortable
2007-11-17 12:47:44 · answer #7 · answered by resigned 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
looks like you might have to start beating off, if not, you'll have to wait until blue balls goes away
2007-11-17 12:47:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Google the BME Pain Olympics, and the pain should go away.
2007-11-17 12:47:31 · answer #9 · answered by David 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They are engorged and you need release. Have you ever heard of the term "blue balls".
2007-11-17 12:47:29 · answer #10 · answered by llselva4 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋