surrounded by artificial Christmas trees... a plastic lighted Santa my look out... and frosty the snow man protecting my rear... when out of the aisle with the tinsel, came the blue vested beast of seasonal goods asking if i need any help... fearing for my life.. i pelted it with with snowflake ornaments and candy canes... but that just enraged the beast, and it lunged at me taking down Santa and smashing his poor little face in.. i ran for it, but the blue vested beast called out to it's "team" and i was surrounded in the pet needs section, then lead out of the store with out even letting me go back to see if Santa was alright... what i wanna know is... is that anyway to spread the holiday spirit?
2007-11-17 11:41:24 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Okay, heres what we are gonna do. If your gonna shop at walmart you need to be more prepared. For one, you can't wear that orange hunting vest, it just enrages the blue coats. We gotta get you a camo vest first. Then as you approach the isle and see a blue coat, turn and pretend to look at something as if you are thinking of purchasing it. If the blue coat still appears to be approaching scream out...clean up on isle 3. Now there are two options here, you could trip him as he runs by to answer the clean up call (This could hamper our efforts, but it sure is fun), or just let him run off to the cleaning. We should be able to get in the holiday spirit, grab the tinsel and the egg nog and some of that beef jerky stuff and run!
There, now you feelin the Holiday Spirit? Well you will once we add a little brandy to that egg nog!
2007-11-18 00:21:39 · answer #1 · answered by Leepal 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ROFLMAO!!!! Aww Jenn, I hate those blues vested beasts that accost you while you are innocently browsing the aisles. I think you handled it appropriately, at least you didn't panic an give it a "swift kick."
Hugs!
2007-11-18 00:47:44 · answer #2 · answered by Sr. Mary Holywater 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-05 07:35:51 · answer #3 · answered by lostetter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hah, good point.
Hummmm Plastic Santas....
2007-11-17 11:49:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No way, damn it you want me to go back and open a can of whoop *** on them for ya....cause I will!!
2007-11-17 11:51:23 · answer #5 · answered by Mustardseed 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha thanks for the laugh.
sounds like big fun to me.
i say have a couple of stiff ones and go back.
2007-11-18 00:23:58 · answer #6 · answered by frostbite2 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
not exactly.
2007-11-17 11:46:21 · answer #7 · answered by Grace ♫ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
welcome to my world.....happens to me all the time.......seamanab x
2007-11-18 01:48:19 · answer #8 · answered by seamanab 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋