Sorry lost count.
How about starting it off with this:
There once was a horse-riding chap
2007-11-17 08:51:45 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
There once was a horse riding chap
And a pistol he had in his lap
When he hit a bump
Tore a chunk off his rump
Boy, that's what you call a bum "Wrap".
2007-11-17 09:01:13 · update #1
Who had a strange feeling in his lap...
When he saw a young lass
With a fine little @SS
He' knew he'd be needin a nap!
I'm gonna get in trouble again...lol
2007-11-17 15:43:53 · answer #1 · answered by chris j 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There once was a horse-riding chap
Who slept with a girl and caught clap
The horse ran away
"you're not riding ME today"
And the chap is sad over his mishap
2007-11-17 10:07:12 · answer #2 · answered by CharJ, 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A feminist mathematician
Was fired from a tenured position
She drew manifolds
Labeled "humanifolds"
Upsetting the men of tradition
2007-11-17 09:46:42 · answer #3 · answered by Nghiem E 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
whose mount had to stop for a crap....
2007-11-17 08:56:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋