How can you tell when a senior citizen has been using your computer?
Ans: By the correction fluid all over the screen.
I'm addressing seniors.
2007-11-17 08:13:43 · 12 answers · asked by Just Tink 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
LOL :-) That is GREAT! They'll love it!
2007-11-17 08:41:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
How about "I can tell when my father has been using the computer..."
I would also try posting this question in etiquette.
Here's one I always wanted to try out:
"You know what the most important part of telling a joke is?"
And when they begin to respond with an "I don't know," you interrupt -- "TIMING!"
Then again, maybe that one isn't so good for crowds, but rather an individual.
2007-11-17 08:18:10 · answer #2 · answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Which goes to show, once more, that ageism is more prevalent than racism. You may get a belated moan or derisive chuckle from the ones who are computer illiterate and happen to enjoy jokes about their ineptness but I gauruntee you'll be scorned by the ones with any sensitivity or intelligence. Show some respect for your elders and some taste. Don't do it.
2007-11-17 11:46:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A horse walks into a bar and orders a beer, the bartender says "Hey why the long face" the horse says " Because I'm a horse" Two guys wak into a bar, which is kind of funny because you would have thought the second one would have seen it.
2016-05-24 00:15:46 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some have a sense of humor about being behindhand with technology, others do not. I try to keep up, but it's a real challenge.
2007-11-17 08:17:06 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL I'm a computer illiterate but my Mom is even worse, I'm surprised there is no white out on her screen!! She can't even figure out the email part!!
2007-11-17 09:17:47 · answer #6 · answered by Ginny 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Could be funny, it really depends on the delivery.
2007-11-17 08:17:32 · answer #7 · answered by Gardenclaire 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
When you see their meds laying by the keyboard and the screen say " WHERE DID I PUT THEM PILLS?" HUH?
2007-11-17 09:35:34 · answer #8 · answered by tim b 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute. We all have to laugh at ourselves sometimes!
2007-11-17 09:33:56 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Pretty♥ ♥Kitty♥ 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I like it!
2007-11-17 11:16:58 · answer #10 · answered by dizzkat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋