what is the most annoying nickname you've heard made up for your vagina?

Question

i can't stand Oprah's nickname for her vagina: "********".

eck!

whats your least favorite, where did you hear it?

kate lomax: really, what DO you have against me??

Answer 1

Oprah told the world what she calls her vagina?? Gross...

I think I dislike them all. My mom never used funny names for genitals. I remember when I was little I said the word "vagina" to a girl and she didn't know what it meant, because she called it a "pee pee." I think parents should resist the temptation to give genitals silly names.

Answer 2

Ugh. I'd never heard that.

Most people I know use "hoo-haw" or "nor-nor" or some other thing that really is the verbal equivalent to asterisks -- a sort of place-holder.

I once dated a man, who, like other men, had named his, uh, interesting body-part. He and I were talking about that phenomenon, and he expressed curiosity that women didn't seem to do that. You know, Willy, Johnson, that sort of thing.

He thought women should "name" their, uh, part "joy" -- its both a girl's name, and an appropriate emotion.

I found this silly.

But the one that really bothers me most is the one that has three letters in common with 'cute' -- just lose the e and put an 'n' before the t.

I do NOT like that word.

I wish there were good words for such parts, that were neither clinical/medical or cutesey-poo. THAT's the real question: What SHOULD we call them?

I mean, 'breast' is an OK word; can't we have an equivalent for below-stairs, so to speak?

'Privates' isn't too bad, I suppose.

Answer 3

There is just no way I'm posting the worst one i've heard because it is obscene in the extreme and resulted from a competition between a friend and his girlfriend trying to outgross each other over a period of an entire year when they both had way too much time on their hands, but if you want to know bob me an email and I will tell you by request.

For just being '80s kitsch porn annoying and twee "lovebox" has to rate as one of the most annoying. Acts as an instant unarouser in any B-grade "erotic literature" along with "snatch".

Unsurprisingly I came across both terms in porn although the later is in more general useage.

Answer 4

Oprah apparently got that nickname from the movie "Borat". It was funny when Sacha Baron Cohen used it because he was playing a foreigner who didn't speak English that well but her use of it isn't funny. It makes her sound uneducated and stupid and I know she's neither.

Edit: I've never seen a single episode of "Grey's Anatomy" but I did hear the term used in "Borat". Since this movie was a satire on American culture, it's possible he got the idea from that TV show.

Answer 5

I ain't a female, but if I was I wouldn't be crazy about gash, slimepipe, tuna tube or split baloney.

I like furburger though.

With you on Oprah's drooly kiddie talk nick for that manhole of hers. Never heard it before, because I don't watch her show anymore and only did a couple of times out of morbid curiousity. Now it seems to make my skin crawl even I just pass it changing the channels.

But I'd barf up a can of chunky stew on one of her designer tents for that one, or would if I wasn't pretty sure she'd just eat that too. Guess that would depend if she was in the pig out or puke it up period of her seemingly lifelong lunar diet cycle. Woudn't want to waste it if it wasn't going to be as disgusting to her as that nickname is to me.

Ah, maybe I'm being too hard on her. I'll AX Foamy. He agrees. He says, hey, so she's a oft-fat blabbermouth and a complete helium brain that would be serving turnip greens at Fat Fanny's Soul Food if it weren't for political correctitude, she's still, for all her faults, a bit of a revolting cowflop that should be put to sleep.

I sit corrected. I guess.

Answer 6

I have always found "gash" far more disturbing than the more famous one that others have already mentioned, because it explicitly conjures up an image of violence and maiming and strikes me as violent toward women by it's very nature.

Answer 7

The two names I hate are taco, and camel toes. The cutest name I have ever heard it called was when my daughter was small she called it her hootchee cootch, she is a teenager now and she still calls it that from time to time.

Answer 8

********, which comes from the TV show "Grey's Anatomy", not Oprah, not Borat.and that ugly 4-letter one that begins with "c."

Answer 9

Hoffa

Answer 10

Growing up Cajun, we would call it slang terms in French like "cowan" or "tistache", etc.

But it's cute to call it some silly names!

I agree with the above poster that "c@nt" is the worst name you can call it.