over your head, what would u do?
2007-11-17 06:53:05 · 34 answers · asked by Daniel R 2 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Philosophy
I would smoothly move my head from the path of the bullet while simultaneously grabbing the gun and keeping it from pointing at me or someone I cared about and also simultaneously reaching into my waistband and pulling out my lawfully carried handgun and firing repeatedly into the chest and head of my attacker. Once he has stopped being a threat I will reload, check for other attackers and call the police. I will give them a full description of my location and what I am wearing and then I will give first aid to anyone that might need it.
2007-11-19 16:33:54 · answer #1 · answered by Maker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smash the glass bottle over my head.
Wounds heal within a short period of time, but the trauma of actually eating my poo would take forever to get out of my head.
2007-11-17 11:49:54 · answer #2 · answered by Nepetarias 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How much poo would I have to eat? Because most glass bottles are hard to break and I would likely suffer a concussion in doing so over my head.
2007-11-17 06:56:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would poo in the bottle and smash it over your head
2007-11-17 06:56:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Neither. Anyone who would kill you for not hurting yourself, would probably kill you after you have hurt yourself.
Perhaps a better strategy would be to take the glass bottle and use it on the gunner.
Or even better, break the bottle over your head, then take the jagged part that still remains in your hand and jab it in him - oh yeah!
Or I know, you could take the poo and throw it in his eyes - blinding him with the acidic waste - yeah, that's it.
Or you could take the poo, throw it in the air, then use the bottle like a bat to hit the poo right into the gunners forhead, knocking him out - you know like David and Goliath!
Or you could....
2007-11-17 07:25:46 · answer #5 · answered by ignoramus_the_great 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Having a bottle smashed against my head. You can get sick from eating poo, even if it is your own.
2007-11-17 06:56:09 · answer #6 · answered by Pentagram 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Glass bottle over my head
2007-11-17 06:55:32 · answer #7 · answered by Luke 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
smash a glass bottle over my head
2007-11-17 06:56:12 · answer #8 · answered by A Little Piece Of Heaven 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a born fighter! whomever is holding the gun will need to make me a believer! that person would get a bottle smashed over their frickin head and would be forced to eat their poop and mine too...
2007-11-17 08:12:17 · answer #9 · answered by babegirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Interesting....I think I'd go with the bottle. Eating poo (especially my own) is just really not that appealing.
2007-11-17 06:56:36 · answer #10 · answered by smellyfoot ™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋