Start it off:
What happened to Santa's "Ho, Ho, Ho's"?
2007-11-17 05:52:54 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
What happened to Santa's Ho Ho Ho's?
That he's famous for everywhere he goes?
Those Aussies are weird
Next they'll shave off his beard
And dress him in tutu's and pink bows
2007-11-17 05:59:23 · update #1
Why thank you megatron, hope you can see some of the other ones people came up with! They are quite good!
2007-11-17 06:23:07 · update #2
His elves, as well, nobody knows..
He sits by his self
With his one faithful elf
Staring at Rudolph's nose!
2007-11-17 15:31:53 · answer #1 · answered by chris j 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What happened to Santa's "Ho, Ho, Ho's"?
Down in Australia everyone knows
The powers that be
Brought in a decree
And now Santa's being ruled by such prose.
2007-11-17 06:10:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Next time Santa flies down in his sleigh,
Things will not be done the same way;
Because Ho Ho Ho
Is a No No No,
And so he'll have nothing to say.
2007-11-17 07:01:20 · answer #3 · answered by picador 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
What happened to Santa's "Ho, Ho, Ho's"?
He yells them wherever he goes
Then the politically correct
Who failed to connect
That Santa's Ho's are none of their woes
2007-11-17 09:56:56 · answer #4 · answered by CharJ, 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
What happened to Santa`s `Ho, ho, ho`s`?
Has he developed the `Woe, woe, woe`s`?
Christmas now is far from cheap,
The cost has got much too steep,
It`s now a case of Dough, dough, dough!
2007-11-17 06:41:59 · answer #5 · answered by *~STEVIE~* *~B~* 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What happened to Santa's "Ho, Ho, Ho's?"
The laughter that everyone knows,
Now he must say "Ha, Ha, Ha,"
So, I'm inclined to say "bah,"
(Though I'd prefer to discuss this in prose).
2007-11-17 06:55:55 · answer #6 · answered by Elaine P...is for Poetry 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
What happened to Santa's ho, ho, ho's?
Why have they made them go, go, go?
What does this say, say, say,
about the women in Syd-nay?
They should stop sleeping for dough, dough, dough.
2007-11-17 11:13:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What happened to Santa's "Ho, Ho, Ho's"?
what awful disrespect it shows.
we must take care to never vex
the kinder, fairer, weaker sex
and from this season not distract
those earning their living on their back.
2007-11-17 06:26:22 · answer #8 · answered by wundumgai 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
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2007-11-17 06:01:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋