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There once was a girl named Lenore

2007-11-17 03:10:07 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference Words & Wordplay

(Start with that!)

2007-11-17 03:10:31 · update #1

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There once was a girl named Lenore
who liked to make love on the floor.
She would strap on a mop,
Put her boyfriend on top,
and make love while doing a chore.

2007-11-17 11:12:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

There once was a girl named Lenore
who incessantly picked at a sore
and when it had spread
from her toes to her head
all her guts fell out on the floor!

2007-11-17 04:43:17 · answer #2 · answered by wundumgai 3 · 3 0

There once was a girl named Lenore
whose itchiness bothered her evermore.
She filled her clothes
with pointy tiger toes.
And then rolled all around on the floor.

2007-11-17 03:32:32 · answer #3 · answered by Rich Z 7 · 3 1

There once was a girl named Lenore
At a brothel she worked as a whore
She met with some dope
Tied her up with some rope
But her pimp would soon even the score! LOL

2007-11-17 03:26:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

There once was a girl named Lenore
Who slept alone for she snored
Lenore came home one day
To hear hubby say
"I'm leaving you for the non-snorer next door"

2007-11-17 07:58:19 · answer #5 · answered by CharJ, 6 · 3 0

There once was a girl named Lenore
who was really quite a bore
and figured it couldn't hurt
if she spiced it up and became a flirt
cause everyone loves a whore!

2007-11-17 03:41:39 · answer #6 · answered by Harley 4 · 1 2

I know I've seen her before..
Was it that night in the bar
When she glanced from afar...
Nah, that was just some whore!...lol

2007-11-17 15:28:05 · answer #7 · answered by chris j 7 · 1 0

there once was a girl named lenore
skirts were which she wore
one day she met a guy on the shore
who's name was acroe
lenore wanted to marry acroe
but he said no!!!!!!!!.......

2007-11-17 04:58:12 · answer #8 · answered by Miley's biggest fan 4 · 1 3

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