There once was an opera singer
2007-11-17 03:00:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
The bees, they loved to sting her
She swelled up tight
and try as she might...
She couldn't bend a finger.
2007-11-17 15:23:11 · answer #1 · answered by chris j 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There once was an opera singer
Whose high note was really a zinger
As well as break glass
It made her pass gas
And for encores the crowds would not linger
Looks like it's kindergarten day in yahoo Eve!
Let me try another for you...
There once was an opera singer
Devoured many a chicken finger
It came as no surprise
Her astronomical size
When she fell they would all yell out "Timber"!!!!!
2007-11-17 11:17:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
There once was an opera singer.
Who's new husband was a swinger.
He wanted to share
her without underwear
with anyone else he might bring her.
2007-11-17 19:10:46 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There once was an opera singer
who after her shows did linger
though she avoided her fans
and hated shaking thier hands
and once even gave them the finger!
2007-11-17 11:45:33 · answer #4 · answered by Harley 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
There once was an opera singer
With 4 thumbs and just one finger
He loved to sing
But guitar was his thing
So he played while he belted out a humdinger
2007-11-17 16:15:59 · answer #5 · answered by CharJ, 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There once was an opera singer named Eve
Whose singing made everybody leave
The audience wanted no more
So they headed for the door
Didn't matter, she had a date with friend Steve.
2007-11-17 11:09:09 · answer #6 · answered by Ladyhawke 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
There once was an opera singer.
To my Mafia Boss i did bring'er
"Its too late I regret,
to pay of this huge debt"
So over the bridge we did fling'er.
2007-11-17 14:06:44 · answer #7 · answered by wundumgai 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There once was an opera singer called Eve, who never knew quite when to leave, she took her bow like only she new how, and then sang just one more that she had kept up her sleeve.
2007-11-17 11:12:49 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 3⤋
there once was an opera singer
who had a great big dinger
she shoved it somewhere
it used to be bare
and now its covered in hair
:)
2007-11-17 11:04:14 · answer #9 · answered by jack l 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
This has to be the neatest question I've seen.
I'm sure you hope everyone keeps it clean.
But clean, I'm too good at.
So I better not say what's on my mind.
Or my answer will surely be declined.
2007-11-17 11:06:31 · answer #10 · answered by problemsolver 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋