How does Santa Claus manage to keep such a massive personalized understanding of his market?

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How does Santa Claus manage to keep such a massive personalized understanding of his market?

2007-11-17 02:04:08 · 2 answers · asked by Double O 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas

Too many syllables? C'mon this is supposed to be a funny question!

2007-11-17 06:10:43 · update #1

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A worldwide network of helpers that keep tabs on growing market trends, surveillance technology, and a personal fitness guru that helps him keep all that milk and cookie fat from hurting his health.

2007-11-18 02:07:03 · answer #1 · answered by Christmas Light Guy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋

Haven't you watched the movie "Santa Claus is coming to Town"? He has a magic snowball that he uses like a crystal ball. It allows him to keep up with each and everyone of us.

(((hugs)))

2007-11-18 02:10:14 · answer #2 · answered by melodyahol 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋