They could open a whole wing for all of them:
Rabbit- OCD
Eeyore- Major depressive disorder
Pooh- Substance abuse (honey)
Tigger- Either totally manic or cocaine abuse, I'm not sure which
Owl- Narcissistic personality disorder
Piglet- self esteem issues, anxiety
Christopher Robin- Schizophrenia (thinks animals are talking to him)
Kanga and Roo are the only half sane ones, but they'll be there during visiting hours.
2007-11-17 04:18:49
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answered by Anonymous
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that stupid rabbit who is cranky and uptight all the time. It first started off as an occassional drink to help him relax and then it got progressively worse as time went on, tigger pissing him off, pooh frustrating him, Christopher Robin not sharing his weed, etc. Rabbit couldn't take it anymore and hit the bottle.
As for Eeyore, I think he's high all the time, but not happy high. He tokes every day because he's sad cuz he can't get laid.
2007-11-17 00:15:57
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answered by Anonymous
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Eyeore for sure...hes so lonely and depressed....I can see him hiding a bottle...or 12...under a tree somewhere and sneaking sips while Christopher Robin and Pooh are trying to rescue Tigger....
2007-11-16 15:22:31
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answered by L ♥ L ♥ 7
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Rabbit
2007-11-16 15:20:48
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answered by Kenny E 7
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Pooh with his crazy addiction to honey, or Christopher Robin, who sees all these crazy things in the first place.
2007-11-16 15:20:15
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answered by Mickey Mouse Spears 7
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Pooh. Why do you think he's so addicted to the honey? It's probably got a shot or two of Jack in it.
2007-11-16 15:51:44
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answered by frito_pie 3
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Rabbit, definitely. He's WAY too uptight - probably gonna' start hitting the booze, maybe even the chronic. If that doesn't work, I see him getting a $500 a day heroin habit.
2007-11-16 15:22:43
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answered by Anonymous
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Tigger, the bouncer. Spending all that time at the bar is bound to lead to addiction.
2007-11-16 16:21:01
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answered by Anne Teak 6
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Tigger. He just gives me that vibe. Haha
2007-11-16 15:17:56
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answered by xxon_23 7
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Eyeore or Rabbit.
2007-11-16 15:18:44
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answered by DeCaying_Roses 7
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