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Happy Turkey Day to you all
HAPPY THANKSGIVING
'Twas the night of Thanksgiving ~ But I just couldn't sleep,
I tried counting backwards ~ I tried counting sheep ...
The leftovers beckoned ~ The dark meat and white,
But I fought the temptation ~ With all of my might ...
Tossing and turning with anticipation
The thought of a snack became infatuation
So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door
And gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore
Gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes
Pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes
I felt myself swelling so plump and so round
'Til all of a sudden, I rose off the ground!
I crashed through the ceiling, Floating into the sky
With a mouthful of pudding, And a handful of pie
But I managed to yell as I soared past the trees
Happy eating to all! Pass the cranberries, Please!
May your stuffing be tasty, May your turkey be plump
May your potatoes 'n Gravy, Have nary a lump
May your yams be delicious, May your pies take

2007-11-16 15:04:23 · 12 answers · asked by ღOMGღ 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

the prize
May your Thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs!
May your Thanksgiving Be Blessed!

2007-11-16 15:06:01 · update #1

12 answers

That poem was about me! Well, except for the part about floating into the sky. There is no lift off here at Thanksgiving. Nice poem. Happy Thanksgiving. Yam it up!

2007-11-16 15:14:01 · answer #1 · answered by Terry L 5 · 1 0

Sorry but no. I'm not much of a thanksgiving person. The main reason is because I dread the two weeks of leftovers.

2007-11-16 23:14:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Rating: Three Turkey Legs out of four!

2007-11-16 23:08:55 · answer #3 · answered by ~ Floridian`` 7 · 3 0

thts exactly how it is on thanksgiving on our house. LMAO. Good one.
Happy Thankgsgiving
Be safe.

2007-11-16 23:13:51 · answer #4 · answered by KARMA IS IT THOU? 7 · 1 0

I thought it was GREAT!!! Happy Thanksgiving!

2007-11-16 23:10:39 · answer #5 · answered by PettyFan 2 · 1 0

I like it lots. It's real good and funny.

2007-11-16 23:12:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Excelent, very good and funny.

2007-11-16 23:09:43 · answer #7 · answered by redd headd 7 · 1 0

6.5 of 10 (above average)

2007-11-16 23:08:17 · answer #8 · answered by true_value5 4 · 2 0

That was good, I liked it.

2007-11-16 23:09:35 · answer #9 · answered by A Dead Ringer Spy 5 · 1 0

wow, nice poem, really cute

2007-11-16 23:08:54 · answer #10 · answered by i want my chocolate 3 · 1 0

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