(Don't answer that, I will):
When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.
So, one evening he went to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars"
Impressed, the woman went home with him that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.
Women are so much better at estate planning than men.
2007-11-16 14:07:38 · 18 answers · asked by Wickwire 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
I always love your jokes. Too bad people on here dont always appreciate a good one. Fisherman got violated for one he told me. be afraid,be very afraid.
2007-11-16 14:18:56 · answer #1 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It was funny...funny when I heard it ten years ago, funny when I saw it in Reader's Digest, funny now. Keep 'em coming but keep 'em clean please.
PS: Did you hear about the new Divorce Barbie doll? She comes with all of Ken's stuff.
PS AGAIN: What do you get when you cross a pit bull with Lassie? A dog who tears you to shreds then runs for help.
2007-11-16 18:53:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
No. Stay in the joke business. Always ready for a laugh.
2007-11-17 00:32:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
amazing animal jokes..you want animals. right here's an animal and atheist shaggy dog tale. An atheist changed into walking by ability of the woods in the destiny in Alaska admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic timber ! What an priceless river ! What beautiful animals!" he reported to himself. As he walked alongside the river he heard a rustling interior the timber behind him. Turning to look, he observed a 13 foot Kodiak bear starting up to cost in the route of him. He ran as quickly as he might want to down the route. He regarded over his shoulder and observed that the bear changed into right away ultimate on him. by some ability he ran even faster, so scared that tears got here to his eyes. He regarded back and the bear changed into even closer. His heart pounding in his chest he tried to run even faster yet. yet lamentably, he tripped and fell to the floor. As he rolled over to %. himself up he observed the bear reaching for him including his left paw and raising his perfect paw to provide a killing blow. "OH MY GOD !" he pleadingly screamed. Time stopped. The bear iced up. The woodland changed into silent. Even the functional river stopped flowing. a staggering gentle shone upon the guy and a thunderous voice got here from all round, "YOU DENY MY life FOR a number of those YEARS. YOU coach OTHERS THAT i do not EXIST. YOU EVEN credit creation to three COSMIC twist of destiny. DO you anticipate ME that would want to help you OUT OF THIS capture 22 situation? AM I TO count number YOU AS A BELIEVER? " confusing because it changed into, the atheist regarded right now into the gentle and reported, "it could be hypocritical to ask to be a Christian regardless of each and every thing those years and lower than those situations yet possibly you may make the bear a Christian? " "okay" reported the voice. the gentle went out. The river ran. The sounds of the woodland resumed. the massive bear dropped down on his knees, presented both paws mutually, bowed and spoke............ "Lord, thanks for this food which i'm about to receive."
2016-10-24 09:12:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good joke, but I ain't payin for it -- may as well stay out of the business (that ain't no joke) chuckle
2007-11-17 11:13:59 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I always look at your questions, as they may not be questions at all, I know there will always be a good chuckle there, keep them coming.
2007-11-17 07:41:07 · answer #6 · answered by Moe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, don't give up the jokes. That was a good one and could be so true.
2007-11-16 22:43:49 · answer #7 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Now THAT was really funny! Definitely STAY IN the joke business! Thanks for the laugh! And a star for you too!
2007-11-16 14:20:56 · answer #8 · answered by CJ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious ! If you have more, keep them coming.We need more laughter but not too loud. Yahoo might hear us!
2007-11-16 15:02:41 · answer #9 · answered by Donna 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This gave me a big chuckle. I had to email this to my friends.
2007-11-16 16:44:09 · answer #10 · answered by curious connie 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋