Who would be interested in my new venture??

Question

With the recent tremendous marketing of Poodle crosses, we thought a cross that had unique qualities not already found in the Poodle made more sense.

After long hours in the lab tinkering with the DNA, we have created a "doodle" which does not lessen the original.

(Note: A couple of "My Little Pony" toys accidentally fell in the gene splicer, hence the neon-pink hair.)

In addition to the traits of the Poodle, the Ponydoodle can be ridden by small children, mow your lawn, and can be maintained on either a meat-based diet or on hay and grain -- thereby cutting the cost of feed.

Our Ponydoodles are between 21-24 inches tall. They have great dispositions and are patient with small children. They are highly intelligent, learn quickly, and are eager to please.

Ponydoodles are athletic and excel in such events as jumping, driving, obstacles, halter, and "liberty" classes (where the Ponydoodle is turned loose in a ring to perform to music).

Being somewhat stronger swimmers than their Poodle counterparts (occasionally wild Ponydoodles have been seen swimming the bay between Chincoteague and Assateague), Ponydoodles have also done remarkably well in duck retrieving trials.

Best of all, after a day in the pasture or working in the performance ring, Ponydoodles can curl up beside you on the sofa to watch T.V.

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Can ya tell the nights im on call, I'm either snarky or the wicked sense of humor pops up....

Indy, this was an email I got, I just had to share with all my buds here.

Glad you all loved it, I snorted pretty good over it.

Answer 1

Dear MR,

I have been a very good PH this year. I would please like a gross of ponydoodles for Christmas. I also want some pink plastic brushes for their manes and a barbie playhouse.

Sincerely,

PH

Answer 2

LOL I just have to ask can these live in my front yard on a dog run? or can they live in my house? and if they do do they come with diapers? (I only ask because as my husband and I breed and sell miniature horses, we are faced with questions like these every day....and I do not know what makes us laugh more; the question or the stupid and cunfused look on the person's face when we ask them if they are serious.) I certainly got a good laugh out of this one....I have definitely seen scarier and less attractive franken-creatures.

Answer 3

Oh oh where do I sign up!!!! lol thst is almost as good as having a real live my little pony toy come to life!!!! How in the world did you find pics of poodles thta looked like ponies? ROFLMAO this is one of the best things I've seen!!!!!!!

Answer 4

Give me a Cocker Spaniel who looks just like Lady.

Or a Yellow Lab.

Or the kind of sweet pet that would take care of me!

Pastor Art

Answer 5

omg i want 1 2 b ma best friend 4 eva nd eva 2 bad i already hav a pony and a dog

cool idea(just want 2 no are the manes really pink or did u die them????)

Answer 6

sounds like a good plan 2 me, would it hav all the things people love about poodles smarts and soft fur, also this does mean it would be the size of a pony?

Answer 7

when I was reading your post I was thinking "what has mulereiner been smoking...." but once I got to the pics I started to laugh....that's really cute. It makes me kind of wish that my horse had pink hair lol. that was a good one mulereiner!

Answer 8

OMG!!
I <3 Ponydoodle's!!

So adorable MR! Mark me down for one in each color! XD

Answer 9

Do they come in the teacup size so my cats can bat it around? I will need one by Christmas.

Answer 10

Hate to burst your bubble but I think there a lot of people on here already that own a Ponydoodle.