Old Timer Sex
The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first
time we had sex together over fifty years ago?
"We went behind this very tavern where you leaned against the back
fence and I made love to you.” Yes, she says, "I remember it well."
"OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and
we can do it for old time's sake?”Oh Charlie, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!" There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all
this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them. They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided
by walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and
make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they
erupt into the most furious sex that the watching policeman has ever
seen. This goes on for about ten minutes. Both are making loud noises and
moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know. After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The Policeman, still watching thinks this was truly amazing. He thinks, I've got to ask them what their secret is. As the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?” The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence"
2007-11-16 09:51:05 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Oh my that hurts. thank you fisherman sorry your other one get deleted. =(
2007-11-16 12:12:44 · answer #1 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This has got to be the funnies joke that I have heard yet, lol. I love it. I am going to tell my co-workers this one as well as emailing it to some of my dear friends and family. Keep up the good work. I am still laughing about it.
2007-11-16 20:32:11 · answer #2 · answered by SapphireB 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved the joke! I also remember my "first time." Not a fond memory. Things have improved so much through the years.
2007-11-16 18:14:08 · answer #3 · answered by Miz D 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The entire joke was too droll for me. Until I got to the punchline and almost collapsed laughing. This one was just too funny!!!!!
2007-11-16 18:28:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Definately a way to get the fire back into any relationship lol. Liked that one!
2007-11-17 13:19:16 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I still chuckle at this one every time I hear it, and sometimes when I don't.
You get a star for this!
2007-11-16 22:02:11 · answer #6 · answered by Cranky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just snorked Pepsi out my nose on the monitor! lol
2007-11-17 01:19:26 · answer #7 · answered by penny d 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA! Boy, that one got me! TOO TOO funny! I could just envision that scene. Thanks for the evening guffaw :-) [need to go find me an electric fence! lol]
2007-11-16 18:23:12 · answer #8 · answered by sage seeker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good. I emailed this to some friends.
2007-11-16 19:12:02 · answer #9 · answered by curious connie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. You get a star!
2007-11-16 19:09:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a shocking experience! LOL
2007-11-16 18:03:31 · answer #11 · answered by Harley Lady 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋