Arthur (Harley)Davidson, died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want in Heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out with God."
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room and introduced him to God.
God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented the Harley Davidson motorcycle?"
Arthur said, "Yep, that's me."
God said, "Well, what's the big deal in inventing something that's pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?"
Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally he said, "Excuse me, but aren't You the inventor of woman?"
God said, "Yes."
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention:
1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusions;
2. It chatters constantly at high speeds;
3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much;
4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust;
5. And the maintenance costs are enormous!"
"Hmmm, you have some good points there," replied God, "hold on." God went to His Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than yours."
2007-11-16 08:40:41 · 12 answers · asked by . 6 in Travel ➔ Africa & Middle East ➔ Lebanon
How dare you , that was hilarious looooooooooooooool
2007-11-19 05:27:56 · answer #1 · answered by hasafer 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Great pun, Pinky...lol
I do think that celestial computer overlooked something tho...
When Harley was going down the tube with mechanical problems there was more vibration than any Harley man ever wanted...me, for one...!
However, I sure had a hard time getting my girl to stay off the darn bike even if sitting in the garage at slow idle...!!!
WINK !
2007-11-16 12:29:46 · answer #2 · answered by farplaces 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol that is funny! I hope God not mad!
But i think there is more worse things in this world that God does not like! little children killed ! and people hateing other people!
2007-11-16 16:13:47 · answer #3 · answered by DagNaggit limpuladerfy II 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nice punchline but....given a choice , I wonder which option most men & women for that matter , would go for ! Just a thought ....
2007-11-16 10:47:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pinky , my dear sweet hayaty girl :)
Its not nice to make a joke abt God , its funny ya , but we must respect God ,
And also its naughty ;)
2007-11-16 11:02:39 · answer #5 · answered by Reikominder 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
i prefer to ride a woman on the harley ...
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and who ever said God jokes are not acceptable .. please save your ideas for the next Mullah who comes your way ... we are not Taliban ...
2007-11-17 20:32:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL, Men always seem t o comment!!
2007-11-17 17:03:31 · answer #7 · answered by Ghanouge 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
then god replied to him. truely you have good comebackes, but, i say this now just as much as is holy.... i only give what i consider holy to me. but this thing is f.......d up.. so now i send you to he..!!! lol....
2007-11-18 14:37:54 · answer #8 · answered by silverfox 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha! Naughty!
2007-11-19 05:34:43 · answer #9 · answered by ~)~) 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
True... but it's a damn close call!
Unless they all looked like your avi - no contest!
2007-11-16 08:52:20 · answer #10 · answered by Willy 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋