I have to take a piss test 4 a job monday.
2007-11-16 08:39:01 · 30 answers · asked by QueenQ 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
Depends if you are a habitual smoker, you have no chance...whatsoever!
However, if you had a random toke a few nights ago, then you may be able to flush out a minute amount of THC in your system using products sold online or in "headshops" for this sort of thing. If you are habitual smoker and thin you will require at least 30 days, If you are not-so thin it could take 60-90 days to COMPLETELY rid your system of the THC traces
Also, those people who tell you they passed a test after recently smoking probably werent being screened for marijuana, many employers dont disqualify for small traces of marijuana, they are looking for something more serious that less of the populace is confirmed as taking part in.
2007-11-16 08:46:01 · answer #1 · answered by Dollars and Sense 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Too bad....
Drug Testing Information. What Do They Test For?
Cannabinoids (marijuana, hash)
Cocaine (cocaine, crack, benzoylecognine)
Amphetamines (amphetamines, methamphetamines, speed)
Opiates (heroin, opium, codeine, morphine)
Phencyclidine (PCP)
Detoxifying Products for removing THC out of your System
How long do drugs stay in your system?
Amphetamines (Biphetamine, Black Beauties, Crosses, Dexedrine, Hearts), 4-7 days
Anabolic steroids (Stanzolol, Stanazolol, Nandrolene; Steroids, Roids, Juice), oral- up to 3 weeks; injected- up to 3-6 months and more
Barbituates (Amytal, Nembutal, Seconal, Phenobarbital; Barbs), 4-6 days
Benzodiazepines (e.g., Ativan, Halcion, Librium, Rohypnol, Valium; Roofies, Tranks, Xanax), 7-10 days
Cocaine (Candy, Coke, Crack, Flake, Rocks, Snow, Whitecoat), (Candy, Coke, Crack, Flake, Rocks, Snow, Whitecoat), 4-7 days
Codeine (e.g., Fiorinal w/codeine, Robitussin A-C, Empirin w/codeine, Tylenol w/codeine, 3-6 days
GHB (G, Grievous Bodily Harm, Goob, Liquid Ecstasy, Liquid X), 3-4 days
Heroin (Horse, Smack), 7-10 days
Inhalents, just a few hours to 3 days
Ketamine (K, Kit Kat, Special K, Vitamin K), 2-4 days
LSD (Acid, Blotter, Microdot, Yellow sunshine), a few hours or up to 5 days
Marijuana (Bud, Blunt, Grass, Herb, Pot, Reefer, Sinsemilla, Smoke, Weed), 4-7 days (the daily, heavy user can sometimes be detected up to 30+ days)
MDMA (Ecstasy), 3-7 days
Methadone, 3-7 days
Methamphetamines (Crank, Crystal, Desoxyn, Glass, Ice, Speed), 4-8 days
Methaqualone (Ludes, Quaaludes), 10-15 days
Nicotine (Cigarettes, Cigars, Habitrol patch, Nicorette gum, Nicotrol spray, Prostep patch; Smokeless tobacco, Snuff, Spit tobacco), 7-10 days
Opiates (i.e., Opium: China, Dreams, Laudanum, Paregoric; Dover's Powder), 7-10 days
Oxycodone (OxyContin, Percolone, Roxicodone), 7-10 days
PCP (Angel Dust, Boat, Hog, Love Boat), 3-8 days
Types of Drug Tests
There are three primary types of drug sample: blood, urine, and hair. Most common is the urine test which has the benefit of being inexpensive and less intrusive than the blood test.
Urine Tests
Are the least expensive of the test methods (~$25-$50).
Can be done at home (for example by parents).
Detect use primarily within the past week (longer with regular use).
Can be affected by abstaining from use for a period of time before the test.
Are often temperature tested to insure sample integrity.
Looks like you're screwed. Was it worth it?
2007-11-16 11:57:44 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
i have a great idea..
fake it..
heres a site where u can buy it... it around $100, but if u wanna pass ur test, u gotta use this.
http://www.ureasample.com/pass-drug-test/pass-urine-drug-test.shtml
...
if u dont wanna pay, lie and say
say that you've seen eating alot of poppy seed, because poppy seed is something that causes false positives in marjuana tests. so during ur test, if they ask if you've eaten any of these things:
Poppy Seeds
Tylenol with codeine
Most prescription pain medications
Cough suppressants with Dextromethorphan (DXM)
Nyquil
then say yes, so they think its that stuff that is causeing your level to be high.
or get a friend whos not high to piss in a small container for u, then u put it in your pants and pour it in the cup. its not like there going to watch you pee??
2007-11-16 08:53:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Drink alot of H2O and exercise, sweat and pee it out, I've done it in 48-72 hours several times in my history as a toker, but I'm talkin like 3 gallons of water a day. I don't test my employees, if they do their job well and are on time, I could care less if they get high. Insurance company offered a discount if I test, but I blew them off, a discount isn't worth screwing a good worker out of a job just because they relax with some weed, alcohol, or whatever else they want to do in their personal time.
2007-11-16 08:52:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
take a double shot of vinegar every four hours and a gallon extra water every day until the test. My sister in law did this and passed the blunt to her husband before going in to take the test. She passed with flying colors and was a habitual smoker. I have heard from several other people who used vinegar and water and passed the test.
The vinegar will make you feel like crap, but it is effective.
2007-11-16 08:51:38 · answer #5 · answered by mocristy 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
You are not going to get rid of the chemicals that are currently in your system within the next 48 hours. It is just impossible...the tests are specific and will measure even trace elements of the specific items they are looking for. Please do not drink "lots of water" seriously....depending upon the amount of water one drinks it can and has killed people.
See if you can reschedule your test that is your one and only hope...all other "suggestions" herein will not help you.
2007-11-16 08:53:56 · answer #6 · answered by malter 5 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Go to your local Health shop they will have a DETOX that you can buy. Drink lots of Vinegar and take the Detox. Some stuff you can take hours before the test. I have bought one actually called Detox, I bought it in the Village (Manhattan USA). Passed with flying colors and smoked the night before (which i dont recommend). Good lock.
2007-11-16 08:44:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋
Go to GNC, they make a product that cleanes out your system, and makes it so you can pass a drug test. I forget what its called, but my brother bought it around a year ago, it was like 100 bucks, but he passed his test. Go to GNC and ask about it.
2007-11-16 08:46:52 · answer #8 · answered by Grayline 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Drinking water does actually help, but be careful, there is such a thing as water intoxication, and it can make you sick. They have supplements at GNC (omni, etc) that are supposed to get rid of all the 'toxins' in your body. My stoner friends swear by it. I've also heard Certo works, but it is foul smelling (used to make jelly). Also keep in mind that employers are catching on to 'masking' techniques, so if there is not enough ammonia in your urine (from drinking to much water) or they find a cover up, it may cause you to fail or have to retest. Good luck to you.
2007-11-16 08:43:52 · answer #9 · answered by Niki 4 · 2⤊ 5⤋
Not going to happen....
edit: lots of company's also test for adulterants so drinking a load of something you get at GNC won't work,because they are testing for that also.
2007-11-16 08:46:43 · answer #10 · answered by Colts girl 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋