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What would you do if you came home and a monkey was in your home tearing it up and you had to call animal control and by the time everything settled down, you realized that amongst tearing your house up, it went in your bedroom and ripped up your best dress or suit?

Would you go find out where that monkey was and get revenge by tearing up something of his or would you just let it go?

2007-11-16 08:20:50 · 15 answers · asked by ShrunkenFro™ 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

15 answers

"Fro !!!!! I know I may be small & all but to call me a Monkey!!!!!

That is the absolute limit. You know I need my my medicine and if I don't get it right on time ...I .... I... I do things... I don't mean to but I do them.

I'm sorry .... But you said you'd be right back after you went to the farm out and planted some cranberry tree seeds. I thought I could find my drug ....errrr ... I meant medicine someplace....things just got outta hand.... then I thought I remembered seeing the magic powder on your power suit.... but alas it was only talcum.

2007-11-16 08:34:12 · answer #1 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 5 0

I pass on the revenge - cause experience has taught me that karma is a *****!!

Fro - I know how that monkey got in the house. I thought you said you forgave me for flushing the toilet while you were in the shower.. DANG!!!

(The lesson I learned from this - never cross a lady w/ an afro & a clown nose. You'll live to regret it) :P

2007-11-16 16:54:25 · answer #2 · answered by LADY beautiful mind (is sexy) 5 · 5 0

lol.....You are soooo funny! haha... And I think you should get extra points for some of the questions you ask!

Okay.... What would I do....if a monkey tore up my house, including my favorite clothing items?? I'd wanna kick his butt to the moon! VBG... I'd be upset.... really upset for awhile.... But I think I'd calm down and slowly get over the anger. But I wouldn't forget about it. I'd call him a "stupid Monkey" every chance I got. lol.....

PS... Do I have to clean the mess??? Yes, I would. I'd be mad for a long....long....long time!!

2007-11-16 23:21:00 · answer #3 · answered by Brenda 6 · 1 0

Capture it and let it loose in one of the other babies' mamas homes when we have my stepkids. I will love that little monkey forever. I can handle a mess. I have two kids and babysit. Come on now!

2007-11-16 19:34:08 · answer #4 · answered by MamiZ fa shizzle! 4 · 2 0

Brainwhacker, I hate to burst your bubble...but you better read the fine print regarding varmints getting into your home and trashing it up. Homeowners insurance does not cover that. So your only alternative is to "spank the monkey", scold him and count your losses. :oP

2007-11-16 17:14:26 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

How does one get revenge on a monkey?
I'd start with his tail...

2007-11-16 16:36:08 · answer #6 · answered by FlowerChild 4 · 4 0

I would love to keep that monkey.She gives me all the reasons to claim my insurance for redorating my house and ask extra money from my beloved hubby for the new and latest wardrobe i wanted so much to buy.

2007-11-16 16:32:04 · answer #7 · answered by brainwhacker 4 · 3 0

Id call animal control and get it thrown out.

2007-11-16 16:24:30 · answer #8 · answered by ilovethephillies 2 · 3 0

aww.. you lost me.. Who would call animal control.. I would get down with the monkey.. I dont kill but I damn show would jack him up..

2007-11-16 17:33:59 · answer #9 · answered by ☻Jay ™☻ 4 · 3 0

I'd just pull out my gun of choice and take him out myself. Who has time for Animal Control?

2007-11-16 16:27:35 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

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