For all those brave soles that have to work on Thanksgiving ......?

Question

.....What part of the Wilderbeest do you want me to save for you .... The yummy flank or the juicy snout?

Answer 1

I'm not working on Thanksgiving Day, as its a paid Holiday, and Thursday is my regular day off, anyway. You can count me in for leftovers on Friday and Saturday's lunch at work. I'll pass on the snout.

Answer 2

Shoes that work on public holidays. Here here.

Answer 3

Ja ja ja ja ja ja ja ja that was funny...
but hey, i would not call them poor...
since they will be getting paid time and a half.....$$$$$$$$$$$$