never-held- a regler-job-in his-life, stinky-footed, two-timin', bug-eyed Cassanova of a hubby like I is married to?
2007-11-16 06:01:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I looked fer sim'ler questions and they ain't none!
2007-11-16 06:02:50 · update #1
Pardon my buttin' in on this, Ma'am, but I hardly ever get on here any more. Pleased to make ur akuayntants!!!! I know the answer!
Jes lookin at ur man's profile, I can tell he is a real find, jes like I am! With a little extra weight in that pot-belly, he is shurly a man given to compliment'n his woman's cookin', aint he? He wouldn't be fat if he didn't like ur cookin, now would he? He jes eats like he duz to make you feel good, and wimin love that compliment! Aint I rite?
An' why wud he want a regler job when he can be home with you? Lucky u to have a man with u that close to his hart! An' he seems like a pretty speshal, interprizin' guy, too, cuz that moonshine he brews aint that easy to make, what with all those pole-eesmen probl'y watchin'.
Two-timin, u say? What better way to proove his luv for u? How can he get to be a better luver if he don't practice? How do you wimin folk think we men learn where everthin goes if we don't explore the teritory? He's jest gettin' better so he can satisfie u! Bug-eyed? What do u want him to do when he looks at ur butey? If you wain't so butifull, his eyes wouldn't POP out! Ur gettin' cump...commp...compliments all over the place, but jes don't know it!
Yep, you'd better hold onto him tight, 'cuz he's a gem, far as I can see. Jest like me! Only most likely yonger! What more do yu want than that?
2007-11-16 07:23:10 · answer #1 · answered by Kesokram 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I guess they don't have enough self respect to look for something better. Some women just decide it's better to settle for that pot-bellied, tobacky-slobbering, moonshine-brewin' never-held- a regler-job-in his-life, stinky-footed, two-timin', bug-eyed Cassanova then wait for some one worth having
2007-11-16 06:11:31 · answer #2 · answered by atti_cat 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Chicken Ding
2016-05-23 10:23:29 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's that DJ gig he's got going, chicks dig a man with all the latest tunes! Also, I hear he's quite the hand at Porter Wagner karaoke!
2007-11-16 06:37:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Once I saw him in that Dolly Parton wig and playing guitar on his blow up doll, alas, it was love at first sight, I always have had a weakness for guys like that!! Go figure!!
2007-11-16 06:13:11 · answer #5 · answered by Ginny 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Cause that be the best status yew can achieve at the trailer park.
2007-11-16 07:13:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We'ns just love his'n type har in this Hillbilly Junction. We'ns just can't get enuff of his charm'n ways. Why'n, he be put'n the best catches around har to shame. He be even better in looks than my own twin brother, who is also me uncle. Around har in this har parts, thar be no regular jobs. As to the stinky feet, got to smell better than my daddy's farts.
Smiling so big inside, thanks, missus....
2007-11-16 06:56:51 · answer #7 · answered by Out on a limb returns 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
'cause yous a pot-bellied, tobacky-slobbering, moonshine-brewin', dah, dah, dah... lovin' woman.lol
2007-11-16 06:57:18 · answer #8 · answered by Dianne m 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
beacuse I'm not available for the next 3-5 years.
2007-11-16 06:11:39 · answer #9 · answered by Ronatnyu 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Cause I happen to be a 22 year ole homewr'cker hussie.
2007-11-16 06:08:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋