How can I rid my home of those pesky Jehovah's witnesses?

Answer 1

At times, a question such as this will elicit dozens and dozens of elaborate schemes to spare a householder an unwanted conversation with Jehovah's Witness door-to-door ministers.

All such schemes are a complete and utter waste of time!

Many of your neighbors have figured it out, and it's really quite simple:
1. Open the door
2. Smile (optional)
3. Ask "Jehovah's Witness?"
4. Receive affirmation
5. Say, "Thank you, but I'm not interested"
6. Gently close the door (slamming is rude, but your prerogative)

Please recognize that Jehovah's Witnesses are not primarily interested in converts, but in working to obey Jesus' command to preach (Matt 24:14; Matt 28:19,20).

Learn more:
http://watchtower.co.uk/e/jt/index.htm?article=article_04.htm
http://jw-media.org/people/ministry.htm

Answer 2

Put an America flag on the door

Answer 3

Do what I do, Invite them in

They see my collection of Living Dead Dolls, and my cache of horror DVDs, along with the occasional skull I have thrown into my decor and they get rather uncomfortable and excuse themselves after a few minutes

Answer 4

Tell them you're a devil worshipper. Would they like to learn your religion? That will make them run faster then hades. I know because my deceased husband did that one time and they got out of our hallway real quick.

Answer 5

the last time they showed up at my sister's
her husband answered the door in his underwear....

Answer 6

Just tell them you are not interested or put up a sign that says No JWs. Oh, and please people answering naked won't work or answering in underwear. We are not prudes.