Woman one liners.?
1. How many honest intelligent, caring men in the world does it
take to do the dishes? Both of them.
2. Why don't women blink during foreplay? They don't have time.
3. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Not
one will stop to ask directions.
4. What do men and sperm have in common? They both have a
one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
5. How does a man show he is planning for the future? He buys
two cases of beer.
6. What is the difference between men and government bonds? The
bonds eventually mature.
7. Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them.
8. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
We don't know; it has never happened.
9. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring
and good-looking? They already have boyfriends.
10. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is
every night? A widow.
11. Why are married women heavier than single women? Single
women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the
fridge.
2007-11-16 01:13:18 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Cultures & Groups ➔ Senior Citizens
Just got back from my flu shot and there you are. Thanks so much needed the laugh this morning. Hate needles.
2007-11-16 01:40:26 · answer #1 · answered by Aloha_Ann 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You forgot .... How are men and parking spaces alike? -- The good ones are all taken and the ones left are handicapped.
And .... What's a man's idea of foreplay? -- Breathing !!!!!!!
And .... What does a man think is a seven course meal? -- A hot dog and a six-pack of beer !!!
2007-11-16 07:02:41 · answer #2 · answered by Diana 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well our whole household, meaning the three of us are now having a good laugh! And the youngsters, cannot believe this is posted on the seniors site!!!
2007-11-16 01:46:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for starting my day with a laugh. I enjoyed those and will share them with the No. 1 guy in my life! He'll get a chuckle, too.
2007-11-16 02:19:20 · answer #4 · answered by felines 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sensitive and humor at once..amazing fisherman
2007-11-16 02:04:54 · answer #5 · answered by Southern Comfort 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha...thanks for the laugh....now I know why I am single and staying that way!!!
2007-11-16 02:55:57 · answer #6 · answered by it's me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Very good ones, I will pass these to some friends.
2007-11-16 01:24:29 · answer #7 · answered by texas rose 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You actually think that there are two intelligent caring men out there?? I haven't had the pleasure of meeting them yet.
Seriously those are great. Thanks.
2007-11-16 01:22:22 · answer #8 · answered by Debbie Queen of All ♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Loved it.....thanks for the laughs.
2007-11-16 07:16:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for the giggle to start my day!
2007-11-16 01:48:21 · answer #10 · answered by Lady G 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋