What is the funniest edited line from from an "edited for TV" movie that you remember?

Question

My favorite is from when I saw "The Big Lebowski" on TV, from the part when Walter is smashing up the Corvette. Instead of "This is what happens when you f*** a stranger in the a$$!" he said "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!"

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Answer 1

Dumb and Dumber

"Just tell me where to sign!"
"Right on my [SANDWICH] after you kiss it!"

Answer 2

It always make me laugh when during the Rock the boss is complaining about his prostate and he says "I gotta get up 3 times a night to take a *pee*!"

Or in Forrest Gump:

"Woah, you just stepped in a huge pile of *stuff*"
"*Stuff* happens."

Answer 3

In The Faculty, when Famke Janssen says "eat me you 'airhead'"

Or something along those lines.