I vaguely remember one where the punchline is always "rubber mountains", which then ends with a raunchy double entendre that made all us 3rd graders laughed. I doubt any of us really knew just why....that and the whole "why did the chicken cross the road?" riddle...
2007-11-15 16:58:15 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road? Because he ran out of juice. Still makes me giggle.
2007-11-15 17:49:20 · answer #1 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There was no punchline. lol It was a joke my sister told when I was 2.
Q: What did the light switch say to the candle?
A: How come you don't have a switch like I do?
We'd tell this joke all of the time and crack up even though it doesn't even make any sense.
2007-11-15 17:08:21 · answer #2 · answered by Princess Purple 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the dirt, and cross the road again?
Because he was a dirty, double-crossing chicken!
2007-11-15 19:54:21 · answer #3 · answered by Habanera 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
why did the chicken cross the road? to get from the left to the right he stepped out of rank got hit by a tank he aint no chicken no more
2007-11-15 17:13:06 · answer #4 · answered by rjangel29 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A lot of these sound very familiar! In elementary school, the height of hilarity for me was this really contrived joke where a woman has a dog with the unlikely name of Itchybum...the dog runs out in traffic and gets hit by a car, causing her to cry out "Ohh, my Itchybum, my poor Itchybum!" This leads to a man nearby saying "Just scratch it, lady"...
*uncomfortable silence*
C'mon, this *killed* in 3rd grade, I used to do the voices and everything...
*sulks*
2007-11-15 17:24:38 · answer #5 · answered by splitlevelmind 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"To get to the other side!"
That's the first one I remember. I used to find it hilarious.
2007-11-15 17:01:40 · answer #6 · answered by Green-Eyed Gal 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All the Moron jokes.....
Why did the moron throw the butter out the window?
He wanted to see the butterfly.
Why did the moron sleep with a ruler?
He wanted to see how long he slept....
Anyone else remember the Moron jokes? Or is it terribly unPC these days?
Well, there is my contribution!
2007-11-15 18:57:15 · answer #7 · answered by Mustardseed 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You have somebody stick out their tongue, hold their tongue between thumb & forefinger, and try to say "My daddy works in a shipyard". When they say it like that, 'ship' sounds like a dirty 4-letter word. Hilarious if you're 6 years old.
2007-11-15 17:07:07 · answer #8 · answered by zzooti 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
"To get to the other side."
2007-11-15 17:05:48 · answer #9 · answered by Max A 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That horrible "Orange you glad I didn't say Banana" knock-knock joke.
I swear, if I ever find out where that joke lives, I'll orange his banana.
I'll orange his banana but good.
2007-11-16 04:58:27 · answer #10 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋