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How about needing a note from your mortician?

2007-11-15 16:47:06 · answer #1 · answered by jamazing41 3 · 2 0

They'd probably call a Haitan witch doctor to zombify you and make you come in anyway.

2007-11-16 04:31:51 · answer #2 · answered by Ajsansker 7 · 0 0

Oh wow, I'm so sorry to hear that. Well, I understand your situation, just make sure you call in fired tomorrow, ok? Get well soon.

2007-11-15 16:46:45 · answer #3 · answered by Trent 3 · 2 0

They'd expect ya to come in anyway,

your employer doesn't give a damn about you. All they care about is their money!

2007-11-15 16:46:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

They'll probably say "well when you get resurected your free to come and clean out you desk"

Unless it's after the 30-Day waiting period then it's our by default

2007-11-15 16:56:59 · answer #5 · answered by girlfriend:) 3 · 0 0

If one of my employees called in dead, I'd make 'em bring in a death certificate before I'd let them back in. I'd also tell them they could forge one if they wanted.

2007-11-15 16:49:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I imagine your job might want to see a death certificate for that excuse. Just call in sick like the rest of us, you know that works. :)

2007-11-15 16:49:36 · answer #7 · answered by Dylanne 6 · 0 0

Fine for tomorrow but what will happen on Monday when you show up?

2007-11-15 16:46:11 · answer #8 · answered by Smelly Cat 6 · 0 0

Princess P: "Hello, Boss, sorry I can't make it in for work today, i'm dead"

Boss: That's ok, will you be in on Monday?

Princess P: "Um... no, i'm dead"

Boss: "Well, that's ok... just bring in a doctors note on Tuesday"

Princess P: < shakes head >

2007-11-15 16:46:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 7 0

You'd be terminated. That would be a horrible excuse!!<3

2007-11-15 16:46:17 · answer #10 · answered by ♥♥Mommy to 2 Divas♥♥ 7 · 0 0

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