What was really going on between Jack & Jill?

Answer 1

Nothing was going on between Jack and Jill...it was all just a misunderstanding according to Miss Muffett. SHE says that probably JACK wishes there were something going on.
Jill was just tagging along yacking her silly head off. My gosh does she EVER shut up! SO ANYWAY-- so they were friends and all... but then Jack got that stupid pail of water and of course he over filled it. He is such a wimp, I mean really if you ever saw him in the weight room you would just laugh at how much he can bench press...or how LITTLE he can bench press. ANYWAY, so he gets this huge pail of water and of course he can't carry the thing down the stupid hill. A hill is such a STUPID place to dig a well anyway...but that is Jack's family isn't it. They are sooooooo backwoods...
ANYWAY, so he asks Jill to help him out because now he is spilling it and his wittow hands hurt from carrying so much weight..HONESTLY.
BUT ANYWAY, You know Jill she is always helping people out without thinking about the consequences..I think that is how she ended up with that Humpty Dumpty guy back a couple of years ago(eww)..But ANYWAY, so I hear that as they were both carrying this bucket overflowing with water down the hill--stupid clumsy Jack tripped on his own big feet and since Jill didn't see it coming and never let go of the bucket they both fell down the ENTIRE HILL!
Now this is only what Miss Muffett says she saw.... and I hate to be a gossip, but if you ask me it sure sounds like something Jack would do. I think you probably thought there was something going on between them because Jill fell right on top of him at the bottom of the hill...As for that "broken crown" nonsense, I saw him a couple of days later and I am sure THAT was an exaggeration...
So don't worry, as for now Jill is still available...or was it really Jack you were interested in?

Answer 2

Jack and Jill went up the hill for a little hanky panky,
Jill came down with half a crown, he must have been a Yankee.
Rose P.

Answer 3

They went to fetch a pail of water. Jill had to do all the work, got pissed at Jack and shoved him down the hill. Jack, being a weinee, grabbed on to Jill and she went tumbling after him. As far as Jack breaking his crown, we can only guess what that would be.

Answer 4

Jill pushed Jack cuz he had an affair with Little Miss Muffit.

Answer 5

Jack & Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter... Jill came down with $2.50...

tramp.

Answer 6

Jack was cheating so Jill hit him over the head with his own bucket and then proceeded to push him down a hill.

Answer 7

They are all the same thing sort-of. Buck's Night, Stag Night, Bachelor Party - - usually means an exclusively male party. Hen's Night, Doe Party, Bachelorette Party - - usually means an exclusively female party. A "Jack & Jill" is usually a combined bachelor & bachelorette party where all the guys and gals are together. I have seen "Stag & Doe" used together to mean the same thing. You might want to check with your MOH to find out if she really means to have a co-ed party. I think the terms are a bit regional. Until joining this area of YA, I had never heard these parties called anything other than bachelor and bachelorette parties.

Answer 8

What?? Jack & Jill?? My husband Jack, having an affair with Jill?? No, no, I don't believe It!!

Answer 9

Jack had a meth addiction.. and Jill just liked to point and laugh at the fact that Jack couldn't "get it up"

Answer 10

Jill actually had a premeditated plan to push Jack into the well on their way to get water, but he fought her back and instead went tumbling down the hill instead of into the well. So, then, Jill ran to get him, but ended up tumbling down herself and busting her behind.