2007-11-15 16:02:47 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
thanks i bite
2007-11-15 16:08:54 · update #1
LOL I have the perfect one for you, hold on a sec and let me find it. It's Christopher Walken reading the Three Little Pigs
Here it is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cLgW5whYkY
lol enjoy.
2007-11-15 16:05:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time there lived a king. The king had a beautiful daughter. But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched would melt. No matter what; metal, wood, plastic -- anything she touched would melt. Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would dare marry her. The king despaired. What could he do to help his daughter? He consulted his
wizards and magicians. One wizard told the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her hands, she will be cured." The king was overjoyed. The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and inherit the king's wealth. Three young princes took up the challenge. The first prince brought a very hard alloy of titanium. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. The prince went away sadly. The second prince brought a huge diamond, thinking that diamond is the hardest substance in the world and would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched it, it melted. He too was sent away disappointed. The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there." The princess did as she was told, though she turned red. She held it in her hand. And it did not melt!!! The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was overjoyed. And the
third prince married the princess and they both lived happily ever after.
Question: What was the object in the prince's pants?
They were M&M's of course. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand. (What were you thinking?)
2007-11-15 16:39:45 · answer #2 · answered by Lilia 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Jack and jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water.They made a mess of everything and lost the pail. The end. Sleep tight.
2007-11-15 16:11:10 · answer #3 · answered by HyperGforce 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good Night! (dont let the bed bugs bite)
2007-11-15 16:05:40 · answer #4 · answered by Ken 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time in a far away land, there lived a naughty little boy named Jacob........
2007-11-15 16:06:36 · answer #5 · answered by uber empress 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
sure, one night, a boy named billy was murdered by a crazed axe murderer on the loose in a small community in north dakota. the end.
2007-11-15 16:06:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-15 16:09:18 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Who needs a bed time story when you have ME Babe..
*wink*
2007-11-16 00:14:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I did, you'd have to read it. So it wouldn't really serve that much of a point.
2007-11-15 16:09:25 · answer #9 · answered by Mercury 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Once upon a time...I gave you a whole bottle of Jim Beam and you drank all of it..THE END!
2007-11-15 16:05:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋