1) Are you ready for the thing called love?
2) Cest La Vie!
3) How silly of me dah-ling!
4) The ruckus was loud enough to wake the dead.
5) There is something you ought to know.......
6) The proof is in the pudding.......do you care to.......
This is just for fun, for those who might like it.....NOT H.W.!!
2007-11-15 14:40:22 · 5 answers · asked by Silva 6 in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
Silva, Sarge, Sunshine and MattBaby
"Thanksgiving In Dodge City"
(1) "Are you ready for the thing called love?" cooed Sunshine to her boyfriend, Marshal Matt Dillon.
"Baby! I'm exhausted. Aren't you tired?" groaned Matt. "Besides.....Silva and Sarge are gonna be arriving on the noon stage. Shouldn't we be getting ready for them?"
Sunshine sulked as she got out of bed and started to get dressed. Matt tried to reason with her, but a cowgirl in heat is just NOT to be reasoned with.
Matt:"I swear to God. I think you should talk to Doc about ......"
Sunshine:"About WHAT?!"
Matt:"Uhhhhh....Your .......you know......."
Sunshine:"Are you talking about my desire to make love with my boyfriend, occasionally? HARDLY a reason to bother Doc."
Matt:"OCCASIONALLY?! Three times a day is not NORMAL, damn it!"
Sunshine:"Well it is for ME . Maybe we should sit down some day soon and re-evaluate our relationship."
Matt :"Oh, what the hell......(2) Cest La Vie! Come on then....." Matt pulled the covers back.
Sunshine:"My GAWD! That was certainly romantic!!! Forget it, Matt !!!" She was out the door before he could say another word.
As she rode away in the buggy to collect Silva and Sarge at the stage depot, Matt yelled out the window...... "GET THERAPY!!"
An hour later, Silva and Sarge were stepping down from the stagecoach and being greeted by Sunshine.
Silva:"Where's Matt?"
Sunshine:"Who gives a damn?! Sarge! You look great. Did you bring your ..........?"
Sarge smiled and whipped out his trumpet before she could finish her sentence. As he blared out the opening measures to "The Nutcracker Suite," Sunshine happily did a pirouette just as Miss Kitty walked by.......
Kitty: "Christ. You are SUCH a Neanderthal !"
Sunshine :" (3) How silly of me dah-ling! Miss Kitty.....Let me introduce you to my two friends.....Jesse James and Calamity Jane." Silva laughed so hard, she snorted! Kitty looked at her disdainfully...."Charmed, I'm sure."
As Kitty strolled off, Silva turned to Sunshine.......She was still pondering what Sunshine had said, in reference to Matt......"What's wrong? Trouble in paradise? Hmmmm?"
Sunshine glared at her, wiped her brow and started to carry their luggage to the buckboard.
When they reached Sunshine's farm, Matt was out front, shirt off, chopping wood. Silva starred at the gorgeous, half dressed man as she dropped her purse, spilling the contents all over the ground.
Matt:"Howdy. Glad the two of you could be with us for the holidays. Any friend of Sunshine's is a friend of mine." He smiled at Sunshine who was finding it difficult to control her animal instincts.
For the rest of the afternoon, Sunshine and Matt showed Silva and Sarge around the farm. They even went horseback riding, though it was cut short due to Silva's unfortunate encounter with a large mud puddle. Her horse had stopped short, throwing her from the saddle.....She had landed in 2 feet of rancid mud. Sunshine had temporarily lost her breath from laughing so hard......Matt needed to give her mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.
Silva:"Excuse me!! HELLO!!! I'M the one with the problem, here!! I realize you two libidious kids are getting your jollies, but I would appreciate it VERY much if someone would help me out of this disgusting sink hole!"
Sunshine was so turned on by Matt's mouth-to-mouth gig, she paid Silva little attention. In an off handed manner, she said...."After a few douses with soapy water from the old rain bucket, you'll be just fine, Sil."
Silva:"The RAIN BUCKET?!" She KNEW she shouldn't have left the comforts of home in Hoboken, with all it's modern conveniences!
After Silva cleaned up, Sunshine prepared a sumptious meal. Sarge was delighted with the delicious food. He had had a great day. He fancied himself a cowboy, living out West...."Yup. I could get used to this life"..... Lost in thought, he quietly ate.
Silva couldn't take her eyes off Matt who couldn't take his eyes off Sunshine......Who couldn't take her eyes off Matt!!!
As soon as everyone settled into their rooms for the night, Matt and Sunshine dove into eachother's arms.
The next morning, it was a bleary eyed Silva who dragged herself to the breakfast table.
Silva:"Sunshine!!! I didn't sleep ONE WINK last night. (4) The ruckus was loud enough to wake the dead."
As Sunshine flipped some pancakes in the air....."WHAT ruckus?"
Silva:"Listen, you moron. 5) There is something you ought to know.......If I don't get at least THIRTY MINUTES sleep at night, I tend to feel lousy the next morning. You and Matt were VERY noisy !! What the hell IS it, with you two?!!"
Matt walked into the kitchen at this point....... He nuzzled Sunshine's neck as he grabbed a strip of bacon.
Silva rolled her eyes as she searched for one of her little red pills in her purse.
Matt: "Silva.....My darling Sunshine is such a good cook.....She's gonna make us the best Thanksgiving dinner you have EVER had." He winked at his beloved.........."Guaranteed."
Silva mumbled , "WHATEVER," as she stuck her head under the water pump to take her pill.
Matt:"No. I mean it. (6) The proof is in the pudding.......do you care to have a taste?"
Silva:"Uh.......No thanks. But say......Have you got any Merlot?"
2007-11-16 04:58:53 · answer #1 · answered by I am Sunshine 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
(4) The ruckus was loud enough to wake the dead, and as a night watchman in the cemetery that is not something you want to happen. Rushing to the fare end of the cemetary, I saw the Galloping Gourmet, Graham Kerr, with a television crew in the middle of what appeared to be a live show. A small crowd had also gathered. The noise was due to a malfunctioning blender which was spinning out of control and smoking badly. People were shouting and running all over the place trying to get it under control.
As I arrived, I heard Mr. Kerr saying to the producer (3) "How silly of me dah-ling!! I should never have used that blender, especially knowing about all the recalls of Chinese products lately."
Approaching the director of the show, I asked "What are you people doing here?" He said "Mr. Kerr wanted to do a show from Central Park to demonstrate that you don't need a super kitchen to prepare great meals; it can be done anywhere." "That's all well and good" I responded, but (5) there is something you ought to know...this is not Central Park, this is City Central Cemetary."
"Oh my, this is awful" the director responded. He explained the situation to Mr. Kerr who took the news with great aplomb. "Cest la vie" he remarked, "I think we shoudl make the best of it anyway. I wanted to demonstrate fine food could be prepared anywhere and, as they say (6) the proof is in the pudding. Do you care to give it a go right here?" Realizing the expense and time it would take to relocate to Central Park, the director decided, with my OK, to go ahead and the do the show right from there.
And that is how it came to be that the Galloping Gourmet made a wonderful meal which was topped off with Death By Chocolate Ice Cream on Angel Food Cake.
Be quiet, the show is airing today. Ahhh, there's Mr. Kerr now.
"Good morning everyone. Today we are in City Central Cemetary. (1) Are you ready for the thing called 'Love Your Loved Ones." I hope so because on today's show...."
2007-11-16 05:22:25 · answer #2 · answered by ghouly05 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The ruckus was loud enough to wake the dead. In the hotel room next to mine, music was playing and the oddest coversation I have ever heard was going on. Are you ready for the thing called love, said the wild, beach blond to her handsome husband. Cest la vie, he replied sounding intrugued. There is something you ought to know first, how silly of me dahling that I didnt tell you before, but....this is so hard for me....I had an affair with your brother, she told him with a quivering voice. There is no way, he replied, you would never do such a thing. Yes, I did, the proof is in the pudding.....do you care to.......look. As he dug into the pudding and what he found was enough to truly break a mans heart, he found the protection his bother used while making love to his wife. He reached for the heavy metal knife, and the rest they say is history..........
Made it up off the top of my head, hope you like it!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-15 22:57:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is something you ought to know. Oh, how silly of me dah-ling. You know those neighbors next door, the ruckus was loud enough to wake the dead--so, you know me--Cest la Vie! I went over asked nicely and when the beer 'ended' up on my head their stereo 'ended' up in pool!
Stay tuned for 'the thing called love?
2007-11-15 22:49:38 · answer #4 · answered by Terry L 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
of course you could.
2007-11-15 22:47:54 · answer #5 · answered by David 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋