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As a drunk person do you:

A) Pick fights?
B) Start crying and tell people you love them?
C) Puke in your friends car?
D) Think you're the funniest person on the planet and could have your own comedy show?
E) All of the above

2007-11-15 14:10:49 · 18 answers · asked by ShrunkenFro™ 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

18 answers

I'm a happy drunk - so I don't pick fights. But I have been known to hang my head out of a car window or two & puke down the side of a friends car.

But once that urge to purge passes - I'm the freakin' QUEEN OF COMEDY!!

2007-11-15 16:49:24 · answer #1 · answered by LADY beautiful mind (is sexy) 5 · 4 0

I can't drink too much anymore, so I guess the would be "F" for none of the above (if that choice was available). I just can't handle the hang over the next day from being too overtly funny, sad or whatever the mood was at the time of intoxication. Occasionally, I do get a little tipsy and giggly, but not unless I had something to eat before hand.....then I can be whatever I want to be (the life of the party, the babysitter of all the other drunks that fall in the catagory of selections A through E, or just kicking back and being cool).

Besides, Indians (full blood or breed) and firewater don't mix too well.....so I just stay with beer and whine (oops, wine....lol).

2007-11-16 04:47:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

I'm usually not any of the above. I'm a very happy drunk, so I don't pick fights or cry. I'm an expert puker, so I've always managed to make it out of the car, and I don;t think I'm any more funny than usual.
I do however have some friends who are all of the above, so our bar nights still end up pretty interesting!

2007-11-16 03:20:42 · answer #3 · answered by Jess 6 · 1 0

F: I am a pretty quiet happy drunk.
I dont start fights, I dont cry and there isn't many people I would say I love you to sober or drunk, I can handle my liquor (I am a little older than a drunken H.S. kid or College kid, I am funny sober or drunk but I dont have the need to announce it to everyone in the bar because I dont give a rats as* about anyone in the bar except who I am with.

2007-11-15 14:18:48 · answer #4 · answered by jeenious 5 · 2 0

I'm the kind that thinks people want me to hold a microphone and croon love songs and old school rock n roll.

I also have this drunken illusion that I can dance really good.

2007-11-15 14:35:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Occasionally B, but most of the time D. Never A or C.

2007-11-15 14:15:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Definitely E if I'm drinking Jager.

2007-11-15 14:20:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

F) none of the above

2007-11-15 14:16:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

F) none of the above- i usually get really sleep, then really happy, then pass out ;-)

2007-11-15 14:15:35 · answer #9 · answered by * SeñørITA * 6 · 2 0

Usually B and D...

I joke and say because I am mostly Polish, German, and Irish...that I'm a stupid, angry, drunk...but that's only partially true.
;)

2007-11-15 23:24:54 · answer #10 · answered by MamiZ-Notorious Faithful Freak 5 · 2 0

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