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I have no job, no car, and I live with my mother but mannnnnnn your hot!

2007-11-15 13:42:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 17 0

Well actually this is more a lack of saying something....but the very worst thing ever is to not notice if she does something different with her hair or clothes ect.

2007-11-15 13:46:51 · answer #2 · answered by Susanna 4 · 0 0

you have more cushion for the pushin

your cold, i can tell

i have a pet snake, its in my pants, wanna see it

wow! you look just like my sister, lets bang!

no, i don't have a job,

nope no house of my own,

imma mommas boy livin w/ my mom,

in my spare time? o well i just materbate to the pictures i found of you on the internet

are you as good as your mom is in bed

im not wearing any undies

says "oops, dropped my pencil" *bends over and sticks butt out in her face* *comes back up in a playgirl pose and says "you like that, ya, i bet you did"

throws pencil by chick and asks her to pick it up for him, checks out her *** then says thnx sweet cheecks

says "thats not a screwdriver in my pants"

or "i don't work at subway, but i still have a footlong for ya"

says, "yo bit*h, wanna be my ho"

slaps chicks a$$ and says AH OWW! your a$$ isn't the only thing firm now!

2007-11-15 13:52:28 · answer #3 · answered by Kamikazi Kala 3 · 1 0

i hit on ur friend first cuz she's hotter but since she has a boyfriend...can i buy you a drink/get your phone number/take you home? lol
really anything that insults a girl's physical appearance is horrible

2007-11-15 13:44:16 · answer #4 · answered by Amy 4 · 3 0

Your hair looks like a rats nest.

2007-11-15 13:43:49 · answer #5 · answered by HyperGforce 7 · 1 0

Talk angrily about your ex littering your language with expletives

2007-11-15 13:45:51 · answer #6 · answered by deirdrezz 6 · 0 0

see her at movies and accidently say "hi mommy! what are you doing here?"

you remind me of my mother

wow you should get the next size up for that teeshirt

is your bestfriend available??

do you know my reputation...no...good

first date: will you marry me?

2007-11-15 13:45:57 · answer #7 · answered by Catholic 14 5 · 2 0

So! you say yer Trailer Trash?
Hmmm look good to me though.

2007-11-15 13:49:12 · answer #8 · answered by Don m 2 · 0 0

So uh your sister must have got the looks part eh??

2007-11-15 13:46:45 · answer #9 · answered by jeenious 5 · 2 0

Are you having a bad hair day ?

2007-11-15 13:44:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

We can't go to my house my wife is there. It's a big turn off almost as bad as halitosis or doing karaoke.

2007-11-15 13:42:59 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 15 0

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