Help! I got caught!?
Ok, so this question is going to sound a little bizzare, but I really need help. I'm 17 male, and my older brother (who is 19) sort of caught me masturbating, there are no words to describe how embarrassed I am by it, any way. I also have a younger brother. Both of my brothers are substantially larger than I am and my older brother has told my younger brother (who is 16) and they are already beginning to take advantage of the situation. Just to give you an idea, I'm 5'3 and not quite 110 pounds, they are both over 6 feet and nearly 200 pounds. I know the only way to deal with it is to confront them, but how would I best go about doing that?
2007-11-15 13:33:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
Make a joke out of it. Like "yeah, like you've never done it?!". Trust me, they have. If you try to ignore their teasing (instead of reacting to it), they'll get bored and move on.
2007-11-15 13:36:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why do anything? You don't have to confront them or say anything, if you act like it bothers you they will continue to tease and taunt you about it! It would be in your best interest just to act like you don't care if they know, or that you were caught!
You have to know that they do it too! Yeah thats right, both of your brothers masturbate too! You just have not caught them in the act!
If I were you, I'd just get on with my life like nothing happened! When and if they tease you, just say, "So what, you do it too", laugh and walk away!
2007-11-15 14:10:43 · answer #2 · answered by bender_xr217 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come on; you're 17 years old. Masturbating is a fact of life. Tell'em to grow up & shut the heck up. What are they going to do? Tell your parents? Big deal....like that would be a surprise. Or tell your friends? Again, big surprise. Or post it on the net? Heck, you already did.
2007-11-15 14:19:04 · answer #3 · answered by iraq51 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
crazily, i was kinda caught once by older bro. forgot to lock the door. o_o but what he doesnt know is that i mistakingly caught him also. he still doesnt know to this day.
im 5'3" too and im 16..yeah theres no helping me anymore i know. still hoping though..
but like above, just kinda brusk em' off, but do tell them "not like youve never done it." i mean my bro and i never joked about it but its forgotten. although if ever he pokes fun at me, little does he know i CAN too. it IS embarrassing i know, but think, in 2 wks from now its olld news.
2007-11-15 14:01:55 · answer #4 · answered by kidwonder 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All males do it unless there is something wrong with them like erectile dysfunction. Concentrate on something important to you. Size does not matter. If I commit rape and murder, does it matter how big I am? How tall is Bill Gates? Does it matter. Everyone will end up dead. Maybe this site can help you be happy.
2007-11-15 13:45:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
So what if he caught you. Yeah, it's emberressing- but it's not like your brother doesn't masturbate. Any guy that says he doesn't is a liar. Just let it go.
2007-11-15 14:21:59 · answer #6 · answered by Jessica 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do you want to confront them? They masturbate too! I got caught twice in my life time but who cares! Everyone masturbates.
2007-11-15 13:52:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just be proud of it and act as if every other man in the world has done it. If they see you're not ashamed of it then they'll leave you alone.
2007-11-15 15:23:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow you are a very small 17 year old. I wouldn't worry about, its natural, it happens, if i were you, i wouldnt even care, you know theyve done sometime or another, every guy has
2007-11-15 13:39:01 · answer #9 · answered by nochance 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try "It's a man thing. When your body is ready for it, you'll understand."
They can only annoy you if you get annoyed. Laugh it off (even if you feel like cringing).
2007-11-15 13:58:15 · answer #10 · answered by Tom V 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋