I'm six weeks old and have a 40 mile long penis....is this normal?

Question

I also have 800 lb testes but am unable to walk, talk. I do, however, like to grab people's fingers in my tiny fist and gurgle my own spit

Answer 1

40 miles huh. was that what I almost hit with my car? scared the **** out of me. Ya need to put THAT dodge back in the garage.

Answer 2

This is very normal, i have a 5 week old today (girl) and she is the same with me. i feel really bad when she is just lying there staring at the ceiling. but i have been told to leave her if she isnt crying. She is also the same with her swinging cradle, she will sit for 5 mins then just start screaming. Dont worry your not the only one going through this, good luck

Answer 3

I have this same problem!!!! except I am 45 and have a 3 inch penis and only .003 pound testes...although I do like to gurgle my own spit just like you:) you are the brother I never had.

Answer 4

You type very well for someone your age. Question. How do you get close enough to the keyboard with that equipment?

Answer 5

a six week old that can talk, use the computer and has that huge of a ____. Yea i would have heard on the news

Answer 6

Yay cool for me 2 points!

Answer 7

Great. Now when are you going to grow up and get a life?

Answer 8

I assume when you say you are six weeks old you are referring to your mental age. How old are you in real time?

Answer 9

2 points for me

thank you

Answer 10

You should donate parts of it to other unfortunate men with smaller junks.