What food can I eat that will cause my gas to be able to drop a cow at 40 feet?

Answer 1

*jaw drops*

I am heading over right now, I'll get some beer and a video camera. that is going on the net, all 369 takes...

Answer 2

I don't see the merit in being able to drop a cow at 40 feet with one's flatulence.

Answer 3

My husband's cow droppin' gas comes from eatin' linguica. Last time he ate it, the whole neighborhood had to be quarantined and thje wild birds dropped dead and the frogs had babies with extra heads and...Ya mean that kind of gas??

Answer 4

Try a mixture of re-fried beans, sour cream and guacamole, about two cups of the nebulous mixture. You can eat it with a spoon or with chips to add to the brew. Chase it with a glass of whole milk, with QUICK or without, to add to the funk that's gonna come out of your sewer hole.

PS. Hot sauce is optional of course.

Answer 5

A huge bowl of salad with loads of raw veggies topped with gabanzo beans. And a side of brussel sprouts.

Answer 6

Brussels sprouts, Falafels{big stinkers}, Chile dogs{gagariffic}, Lots of garlic.

Answer 7

A big plate of broccoli with a massive glass of warm milk. Try it and tell me what happens. Oh, don't forget to throw in some peanuts, salted.

Answer 8

eggs, tobasco sauce, mushrooms and protein supplements. however, how about you doing something with your life other than trying to drop a cow at 40 feet with your nasty @$$. i'm in iraq right now getting shot at and blown the hell up, grow up and be a man you tw@t.

Answer 9

Opposum

Answer 10

Try a mix of sauerkraut, broccoli and pinto beans. That ought to do the trick.