Last week i gave birth to a turd the size of a soda can and I tore.
I feel it rip back open every time I go to take a dump.
Im worried it wont heal and Im also worried about bacteria.
2007-11-15 12:45:09 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ General Health Care ➔ Injuries
OMG! You need to stop what you're doing right now and get help. Help finding that butt baby and getting it into the record books or a museum or something.
2007-11-15 13:05:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-02 11:13:54 · answer #2 · answered by ansell 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should probably start to do oil, or sterile saline solution enemas. The veins in the anus are very small and very easily ruptured. Take a swig of mineral oil once a day to lubricate the area when something else comes out.
2007-11-15 14:11:18 · answer #3 · answered by kevin h 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Rub some vaseline up in so your turds come out real smooth and get stool softener so you don't work up another soda can.
2007-11-15 13:35:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dang that sounds like it hurt. Maybe you should try chewing your food before you swallow it. I don't know about the whole bootie hurts, you might want to stick a band aid on it, throw a little bit of cream, maybe try not to eat to many solids.
2007-11-15 14:11:40 · answer #5 · answered by Neev 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
chris m's advice is sound
and what were you doing f*in the soda can turd fairy again?
I'm sorry, normally I would say I feel your pain but...
you have to get the current output to be of a less than rip consistancy, and idk if need be they may have to put a stitch in you dear...
2007-11-15 13:07:08 · answer #6 · answered by the Punisher 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
High fibre diet
Stool softeners
Warm water sitz baths
Topical nitroglycerin.
2007-11-15 21:30:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps you have a fissure or have irritated hemorrhoids. Better get it checked out.
2007-11-15 13:27:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Use tucks, you will be fine it will heal over time. I hope you are ok Dr.
2007-11-15 15:07:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
see a doctor, that just aint right!
2007-11-15 13:15:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋