example. I was about to take over the world but i got distracted by something shiny.
2007-11-15 12:01:32 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
I'm a headlock shy of making colonel.
Why do you park on the driveway but drive on the parkway?
Waiter, there's a schnauzer in my wienershnitzel.
2007-11-15 12:08:08 · answer #1 · answered by olelefthander 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My Karma ran over your dogma.
(Note: You should see what both words mean to get the hidden meaning... and the implied meaning)
2007-11-16 02:53:20 · answer #2 · answered by ZA 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Deadlines don't bother me, I especially like the whooshing sound they make when they fly by my head.
2007-11-15 20:40:46 · answer #3 · answered by susiegasser 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes.
That way, when you do, you'll be a mile away from him, and you'll have his shoes.
2007-11-15 21:35:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the reason why santa clause is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
when asked to do something the other day my son replied in a computer like voice "please insert a gummy bear"
2007-11-15 20:07:00 · answer #5 · answered by jasmine d 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋