My friend explained to me that whenever he makes love to his girlfriend, he gives her a play-by-play technical commentary on everything going on in their bodies. He's told me that he says stuff like: "The penis is increasing in length from 3" to 6.25", "The penis has penetrated the vaginal orifice", "The testicles are sending their sperm from the testicles and into the penis". Stuff like that. Is it just me, or is that just plain ridicoulous?
2007-11-15 11:19:26 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Men's Health
Clinical sex. Wow, whoopee, gee what a turn on. I would think she would have to ask him to wake her up when the play by play is over. But heck, if she gets off on it....good for them both.
But no; weird & strange.
2007-11-15 17:33:11 · answer #1 · answered by iraq51 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your friend is very strange. It almost sounds as if he goes through the process of lovemaking in an unemotional, robotic way. Sex is all about passion and heat and surrendering to primal feelings. How can someone do that when they're busy reciting the details of the event? What does he do when he masturbates...read the phone book?
Yes, I have to say I think your friend may be a little weird. If he doesn't get excited about sex, then maybe he's someone who can't get excited about anything. I feel kind of sorry for his girlfriend, but if this method of lovemaking doesn't creep her out she's a pretty unusual woman.
2007-11-15 19:33:50 · answer #2 · answered by unclemax0 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A running commentary, OMG that would put any woman off.
What the hell does he think about while doing this, the mind boggles, I wonder if he actually has an orgasm or what. Very strange. My wife would tell me to shut up and get on with it or squeeze me breathless with her legs. WOW
2007-11-15 19:34:32 · answer #3 · answered by DAVID W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is so awesome I would love to get that taped plus he boasts about his small penis but if his girlfriend likes it I say go for kinky sex is always good sex plus maybe she thinks hes funny I would die laughing and laughter always makes sex funner
2007-11-15 19:48:32 · answer #4 · answered by kayville 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My wife would slap me. She enjoys "OMG Im gonna come" or "F**k you are hot" but not a running commentary.
2007-11-15 19:25:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
We all need a good laugh from are friends once in awhile.
2007-11-15 19:30:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds like you need a new friend
2007-11-15 19:22:46 · answer #7 · answered by bravesfan5163 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, if it gets him off, i dont really seem a problem..i just wonder what his girlfriend says..>.<
2007-11-15 19:33:48 · answer #8 · answered by DeadlyDrew™ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are so right
2007-11-15 19:22:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anthony S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋