Why are you all so weird?
2007-11-15 04:49:08 · 30 answers · asked by ivy 3 in Health ➔ Men's Health
why are you all so complicated ??????
2007-11-15 04:51:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 0⤋
Women:
Go in pairs to the bathroom in nightclubs
Get upset if you don't remember it's your 3 month anniversary since you first kissed.
Think cuddly toys are for grown ups
Always put the toilet seat down.
Take a fistful of toilet roll the size of a punch bag after they pee
Suffer a crisis if their shoe collection falls below 200 pairs
Say "He's a hunk" but stop all nookie if you glance at a large pair of knockers going past.
Would rather eat chocolate than have sex.
Say "Does my a** look big in this - honestly"? but don't want the truth
And men are weird. Glad I'm a dog
2007-11-15 12:57:30 · answer #2 · answered by Gaspode the wonder dog 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not all of us are weird thank you. You know there's a lot of weird women out there too
2007-11-15 14:26:16 · answer #3 · answered by Elite Ranger 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your the one thats weird asking such a question.
I men are the same as women. They just do't react in ths ame way to things
2007-11-15 12:52:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
We're not weird, we're confused! Our instincts and Howard stern tell us one set of rules are ok, modern, "liberated" women often tell us the opposite. Some of us have no idea what to think, do, or feel.
2007-11-15 12:56:36 · answer #5 · answered by Will 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because we have to put up with people like you
women can be just as weird
2007-11-17 23:29:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It probably just looks that way from where you sit.
Actually, most of us are about as complicated as the family dog.
2007-11-15 20:19:29 · answer #7 · answered by Tom V 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not all of us are.
At least not all the time.
By the way:
Women???????????? I love them. Even the weird ones.
2007-11-15 12:56:22 · answer #8 · answered by BC 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
maybe it's just the men you know
2007-11-15 12:53:16 · answer #9 · answered by laughing spirit 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cuz relationships get boring and we have to spice it up by starting fights or getting side action.
2007-11-15 12:52:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Says the pot to the kettle.
Why don't women ever say what they mean or at least mean
what they say?
2007-11-15 12:52:08 · answer #11 · answered by Alion 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋