Stalking (6,500,000,000 instances)
Animal Neglect (1 reindeer with inflamed nose)
Production of Counterfeit Items (Chineise apparently)
Speeding
Violation of International Air Space
Breaking and Entering
Tax evasion
Extortion
Kidnapping (400,000,000 victims, all elves;)
sweatshop
2007-11-15 04:13:31 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Holidays ➔ Christmas
DRUMBUM STOP TROLLING MY QUESTIONS AND GET A LIFE, anyhoo
dont forget entering restricted airspace
2007-11-15 04:18:14 · update #1
lol i will take that as a compliment, i like being a nerd
2007-11-15 04:24:18 · update #2
what black people arent allowed to celebrate christmas you racist half wit
2007-11-15 04:30:42 · update #3
Those with a sour thought on this and grow up!!!!!!!!
The woman is making a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like it. It's a good one!!!!!!!! Never thought about how many laws Santa breaks!!
HO,HO, HO!!!!!!!!!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!
2007-11-15 05:52:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Flying without a Pilots license.
Flying an unregistered aircraft.
Illegal parking
air pollution (when a deers gotta a go, he's gotta go).
flying in restricted airspace.
entering a sovereign state without a visa or passport
driving while intoxicated
dangerous driving
illegal wiretap (he knows who's good and bad).
Flying without essential equipment (landing/takeoff lights, Radio, Navigation, GPS, Life rafts), air worthiness certificate.
non-lodgement of flight plan with air traffic control.
low flying aircraft - flying under 1000ft in an urban area.
invasion of privacy - has everyones names in a vast database.
noise pollution (sonic bells at mach 200.0)
fraud (if you're bad he doesn't deliver).
illegal immigration (elf smuggling across national lines)
copyright and patent infringement (those gifts look just like the ones in the stores!).
theft (stolen cookies and milk).
Religious discrimination - only gives presents if you believe in him and are good. Doesn't deliver to Muslims, HIndus, Bhuddists, Jews or Jehovah's Witnesses*.
Socio-economic discrimination - Rich kids get better presents.
Racial Discrimination - not an elf? no start.
Vilification (Ho ho ho ho)
Failure to lodge a customs declaration for live animals (Reindeers), Saddlery and Tack, plant materials (christmas wreaths and ornaments), Used sporting equipment (one sleigh).
importation of prohibited/restricted goods. Toxic items (moneyboxes, paints, pencils, toys and cosmetics), knives and daggers, cultural and heritage goods.
Human cloning (Replicated himself to appear in department stores world wide simultaneously).
Animal Cruelty (Reindeers stabled 364 days a year causing a lack of social and environmental stimulation, then expected to race around the world in 24 hours or less causing stress and physical dysfunction).
Deprivation of liberty and Abduction - the elves are not allowed to leave.
2007-11-15 13:40:31 · answer #2 · answered by cc_of_0z 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is also guilty of driving a vehicle whilst under the influence of alcohol aka Drunk driving after all those sherries and mince pies he gets left!
He needs to get a sobriety test and his liscence needs endorsing lmfao
2007-11-15 04:33:10 · answer #3 · answered by grand_justicar 2 · 4⤊ 1⤋
DEEP,but this coming from a brown perspective we wait till January
2016-05-23 06:50:37 · answer #4 · answered by viva 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tori581...shut up just b/c she is black doesnt mean she has to celebrate kawanzaa. how ignorant people can be over the internet.
2007-11-15 04:34:15 · answer #5 · answered by I ♥ CHRiS BR0WN 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
You forgot acts of lasciviousness on a minor -- for sitting all those children on his lap.
2007-11-15 04:29:56 · answer #6 · answered by reg 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Not you again...Goodness, your not funny.
Get new jokes, for the sake of it all.
I'm not trolling your questions, you just pop up all the time.
2007-11-15 04:17:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
You're black you don't have to worry.
Go back and celebrate Kwanzza
2007-11-15 04:27:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 6⤋
lmao. very funny
2007-11-15 04:22:33 · answer #9 · answered by racer 51 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol
2007-11-15 04:21:06 · answer #10 · answered by userx 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋