Who would win? The italian stallion doesn't quit but how many roundhouse kicks to the face can a guy possibly take?
2007-11-15 03:59:33 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Vinn Diesal would be murdered by either one of them. Chuck would stare at that punk and he'd probably pinch a rosebud in his knickers.
2007-11-15 04:03:14 · update #1
Chuck Norris!!!
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous.
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter. He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Vin Diesel would die of fright if he had to look at The Norris
2007-11-15 04:11:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris
2007-11-15 04:06:17 · answer #2 · answered by Troy K 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris.
2007-11-15 04:26:20 · answer #3 · answered by Ocean C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Norris
2007-11-15 04:02:55 · answer #4 · answered by timmygrammer 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris. Rocky might be able to box, but there can be only one Walker Texas Ranger.
2007-11-15 04:02:31 · answer #5 · answered by chris k 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris all the way dude.
2007-11-15 04:03:43 · answer #6 · answered by Chef Michael 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
are you kidding? Chuck Norris hands down...or around Rocky's throat.
2007-11-15 04:07:20 · answer #7 · answered by goodgirlabout2gobad 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two words ......
"Roundhouse Kick"
Chuck Norris has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.
2007-11-15 04:04:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck.
Just remember, when Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't raise up, he pushes Earth away.
2007-11-15 04:05:13 · answer #9 · answered by credo quia est absurdum 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck would chop rocky in two!!!!Hello Bruce Lee taught Chucky boy!!
2007-11-15 04:03:14 · answer #10 · answered by Hey There 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋