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Be clear & frank.

Thanks for your kind response :)

2007-11-15 03:37:20 · 26 answers · asked by ♪♥*B.B.K*♥♪ 7 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

26 answers

look at the conversation below ..of son n father


SORRY TO HURT ANY BODY !!!!!




Q: Daddy, why did we have to attack Iraq?

A: Because they had weapons of mass destruction honey.

Q: But the inspectors didn't find any weapons of mass destruction.

A: That's because the Iraqis were hiding them.

Q: And that's why we invaded Iraq?

A: Yep. Invasions always work better than inspections.

Q: But after we invaded them, we STILL didn't find any weapons of mass destruction, did we?

A: That's because the weapons are so well hidden. Don't worry, we'll find something, probably right before the 2004 election.

Q: Why did Iraq want all those weapons of mass destruction?

A: To use them in a war, silly.

Q: I'm confused. If they had all those weapons that they planned to use in a war, then why didn't they use any of those weapons when we went to war with them?

A: Well, obviously they didn't want anyone to know they had those weapons, so they chose to die by the thousands rather than defend themselves.

Q: That doesn't make sense Daddy. Why would they choose to die if they had all those big weapons to fight us back with?

A: It's a different culture. It's not supposed to make sense.

Q: I don't know about you, but I don't think they had any of those weapons our government said they did.

A: Well, you know, it doesn't matter whether or not they had those weapons. We had another good reason to invade them anyway.

Q: And what was that?

A: Even if Iraq didn't have weapons of mass destruction, Saddam Hussein was a cruel dictator, which is another good reason to invade another country.

Q: Why? What does a cruel dictator do that makes it OK to invade his country?

A: Well, for one thing, he tortured his own people.

Q: Kind of like what they do in China?

A: Don't go comparing China to Iraq. China is a good economic competitor, where millions of people work for slave wages in sweatshops to make U.S. corporations richer.

Q: So if a country lets its people be exploited for American corporate gain, it's a good country, even if that country tortures people?

A: Right.

Q: Why were people in Iraq being tortured?

A: For political crimes, mostly, like criticizing the government. People who criticized the government in Iraq were sent to prison and tortured.

Q: Isn't that exactly what happens in China?

A: I told you, China is different.

Q: What's the difference between China and Iraq?

A: Well, for one thing, Iraq was ruled by the Ba'ath party, while China is Communist.

Q: Didn't you once tell me Communists were bad?

A: No, just Cuban Communists are bad.

Q: How are the Cuban Communists bad?

A: Well, for one thing, people who criticize the government in Cuba are sent to prison and tortured.

Q: Like in Iraq?

A: Exactly.

Q: And like in China, too?

A: I told you, China's a good economic competitor. Cuba, on the other hand, is not.

Q: How come Cuba isn't a good economic competitor?

A: Well, you see, back in the early 1960s, our government passed some laws that made it illegal for Americans to trade or do any business with Cuba until they stopped being communists and started being capitalists like us.

Q: But if we got rid of those laws, opened up trade with Cuba, and started doing business with them, wouldn't that help the Cubans become capitalists?

A: Don't try to be smart

Q: I didn't think I was being one.

A: Well, anyway, they also don't have freedom of religion in Cuba.

Q: Kind of like China and the Falun Gong movement?

A: I told you, stop saying bad things about China. Anyway, Saddam Hussein came to power through a military coup, so he's not really a legitimate leader anyway.

Q: What's a military coup?

A: That's when a military general takes over the government of a country by force, instead of holding free elections like we do in the United States.

Q: Didn't the ruler of Pakistan come to power by a military coup?

A: You mean General Pervez Musharraf? Uh, yeah, he did, but Pakistan is our friend.

Q: Why is Pakistan our friend if their leader is illegitimate?

A: I never said Pervez Musharraf was illegitimate.

Q: Didn't you just say a military general who comes to power by forcibly overthrowing the legitimate government of a nation is an illegitimate leader?

A: Only Saddam Hussein. Pervez Musharraf is our friend, because he helped us invade Afghanistan.

Q: Why did we invade Afghanistan?

A: Because of what they did to us on September 11th.

Q: What did Afghanistan do to us on September 11th?

A: Well, on September 11th, nineteen men, fifteen of them Saudi Arabians, hijacked four airplanes and flew three of them into buildings, killing over 3,000 Americans.

Q: So how did Afghanistan figure into all that?

A: Afghanistan was where those bad men trained, under the oppressive rule of the Taliban.

Q: Aren't the Taliban those bad radical Islamics who chopped off people's heads and hands?

A: Yes, that's exactly who they were. Not only did they chop off people's heads and hands, but they oppressed women, too.

Q: Didn't the Bush administration give the Taliban 43 million dollars back in May of 2001?

A: Yes, but that money was a reward because they did such a good job fighting drugs.

Q: Fighting drugs?

A: Yes, the Taliban were very helpful in stopping people from growing opium poppies.

Q: How did they do such a good job?

A: Simple. If people were caught growing opium poppies, the Taliban would have their hands and heads cut off.

Q: So, when the Taliban cut off people's heads and hands for growing flowers, that was OK, but not if they cut people's heads and hands off for other reasons?

A: Yes. It's OK with us if radical Islamic fundamentalists cut off people's hands for growing flowers, but it's cruel if they cut off people's hands for stealing bread.

Q: Don't they also cut off people's hands and heads in Saudi Arabia?

A: That's different. Afghanistan was ruled by a tyrannical patriarchy that oppressed women and forced them to wear burqas whenever they were in public, with death by stoning as the penalty for women who did not comply.

Q: Don't Saudi women have to wear burqas in public, too?

A: No, Saudi women merely wear a traditional Islamic body covering.

Q: What's the difference?

A: The traditional Islamic covering worn by Saudi women is a modest yet fashionable garment that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes and fingers. The burqa, on the other hand, is an evil tool of patriarchal oppression that covers all of a woman's body except for her eyes and fingers.

Q: It sounds like the same thing with a different name.

A: Now, don't go comparing Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia. The Saudis are our friends.

Q: But I thought you said 15 of the 19 hijackers on September 11th were from Saudi Arabia.

A: Yes, but they trained in Afghanistan.

Q: Who trained them?

A: A very bad man named Osama bin Laden.

Q: Was he from Afghanistan?

A: Uh, no, he was from Saudi Arabia too. But he was a bad man, a very bad man.

Q: I seem to recall he was our friend once.

A: Only when we helped him and the mujahadeen repel the Soviet invasion of Afghanistan back in the 1980s.

Q: Who are the Soviets? Was that the Evil Communist Empire Ronald Reagan talked about?

A: There are no more Soviets. The Soviet Union broke up in 1990 or thereabouts, and now they have elections and capitalism like us. We call them Russians now.

Q: So the Soviets ? I mean, the Russians ? are now our friends?

A: Well, not really. You see, they were our friends for many years after they stopped being Soviets, but then they decided not to support our invasion of Iraq, so we're mad at them now. We're also mad at the French and the Germans because they didn't help us invade Iraq either.

Q: So the French and Germans are evil, too?

A: Not exactly evil, but just bad enough that we had to rename French fries and French toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast.

Q: Do we always rename foods whenever another country doesn't do what we want them to do?

A: No, we just do that to our friends. Our enemies, we invade.

Q: But wasn't Iraq one of our friends back in the 1980s?

A: Well, yeah. For a while.

Q: Was Saddam Hussein ruler of Iraq back then?

A: Yes, but at the time he was fighting against Iran, which made him our friend, temporarily.

Q: Why did that make him our friend?

A: Because at that time, Iran was our enemy.

Q: Isn't that when he gassed the Kurds?

A: Yeah, but since he was fighting against Iran at the time, we looked the other way, to show him we were his friend.

Q: So anyone who fights against one of our enemies automatically becomes our friend?

A: Most of the time, yes.

Q: And anyone who fights against one of our friends is automatically an enemy?

A: Sometimes that's true, too. However, if American corporations can profit by selling weapons to both sides at the same time, all the better.

Q: Why?

A: Because war is good for the economy, which means war is good for America. Also, since God is on America's side, anyone who opposes war is a godless un-American Communist. Do you understand now why we attacked Iraq?

Q: I think so. We attacked them because God wanted us to, right?

A: Yes.

Q: But how did we know God wanted us to attack Iraq?

A: Well, you see, God personally speaks to George W. Bush and tells him what to do.

Q: So basically, what you're saying is that we attacked Iraq because George W. Bush hears voices in his head?

A: Yes! You finally understand how the world works. Now close your eyes, make yourself comfortable, and go to sleep. Good night.

2007-11-16 00:22:32 · answer #1 · answered by *purple world* 4 · 6 0

I know that this kills my chances for getting ten points - but I will be honest and write what I feel.

GWB is the best example to show how much knowledge and disdain an average american has for the rest of the world. That's why they elect him - and he proclaims Nelson Mandela to be dead !!

I am only pointing to his lack of general awareness. The Americans suffer because of their choice...

If you select a blind driver to represent you because all of you are blind, you are bound to make friends like Iraq and Iran - based on hearsay that you yourselves are not convinced of.

BTW - Where are the chemical weapons because of which the TYRANT, Saddam was murdered - at the cost of utter disregard for the views of the UN? Has anyone made an analysis on which was responsible for the loss of more human lives... The Iraq war in the main ten days - or terrorism for the last 10 years?

The press says - so we believe - and we are reluctant to accommodate any other view - because the free press did not say all that. I'd say pathetic - and some people are claiming to be proud of ignorance !!!

2007-11-15 05:02:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Clear and frank.

Effective and Disliked.

Terrorists have hit us every 2 years just like clockwork, search history you will notice that for the last 50 years we have had our interests hit every 2 years.

Then W takes office, we had 9/11.. horrible, but there hasn't been an attack since.

I don't agree with all his policies and I don't agree with some of his ideology, but I can respect the fact that he is getting the job done.

We will never have a leader that everyone can get behind 100% until we do about with politics completely and concentrate on a government for the people by the people. As long as big business and the lobbyists have their way there will never be a truely "Free" USA.

2007-11-15 03:45:04 · answer #3 · answered by nremtohio 4 · 6 3

Bahhahahah!!! XD Remove your child's bedroom door!!! Throw away your television??!? Screen everything your child brings into the house. YEAH RIGHT! its obiously a load of SH!T

2016-05-23 06:44:33 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

He's an idiot who talks out of his @ss too much. Honestly, what good has come from him or his father(for that matter) being president of the USA?

2007-11-16 01:07:28 · answer #5 · answered by Usagi's Twin; HAJI IS MINE! 4 · 3 0

I hate Mr. Bush..he simply S U C K S....and yes he is waste of space to be on this Earth.... and C R I M I N A L.....

2007-11-15 09:47:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

George W Bush is the worst president in American history.

I wonder how this man sleeps at night?

2007-11-15 04:02:01 · answer #7 · answered by Candi Apples 7 · 8 1

W.bush is more than president of u s ,he is one spoil, rich,papa's boy,who wants papa proud of him.doesn't matter how many innocent people lost life.America's worst NIGHTMARE.

2007-11-15 07:50:36 · answer #8 · answered by Smita P 5 · 4 0

Just Human being, on elections he got love from most of americans, but now he is most heritated persons for most of the americans.

But I am not a american, I have no opinion on him.

2007-11-15 03:49:09 · answer #9 · answered by graph g 2 · 4 2

He's the worst President in American history. He has doubled the National Debt which is now over nine trillion dollars and increases 1.49 billion dollars per day. He should be impeached.

2007-11-15 03:43:52 · answer #10 · answered by Zardoz 7 · 10 3

Well.he gets thumps down for destroying the terrorist from the root.

2007-11-15 17:43:40 · answer #11 · answered by *♥sugar♥* 5 · 1 2

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