Last night I was guests at the Schmidts
2007-11-15 02:13:58 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Words & Wordplay
All you kiddies playing hooky can just skip by this one.
2007-11-15 02:22:59 · update #1
ROTFL @ Bill. I hope DJ you have a sense of humour! ;~)
2007-11-15 05:35:14 · update #2
Last night as a guest of the Schmidts
I engaged in a battle of wits
They only had half
Which caused me to laugh
And savor my time with those Brits.
2007-11-15 02:23:50 · answer #1 · answered by DJ 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
Last night we were guests at the Scmidts
Whom DJ confused with some Brits.
They're GERMAN! Dumkaupf!
And, I have to scoff
That she thinks that they're the half-wits.
2007-11-15 03:56:11 · answer #2 · answered by wow_bill 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Last night I was guests at the Schmidts
When I came down with a case of the fits.
Their faces reflected their horror
As I twitched on the floor in the foyer
Til they filled me with bottles of Schlitz.
2007-11-15 03:18:07 · answer #3 · answered by ghouly05 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Last night i was guests at the Schmidts
we played baseball and i had many hits
we played after we ate
our dessert was fate
it was the pumpkin pits
2007-11-15 02:36:59 · answer #4 · answered by babayyy 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Last night I was a guest at the Schmidts
The cherry pie was full of pits!
I swallowed too many
And said to my Jenny
I think I am going to have the shits
2007-11-15 02:23:31 · answer #5 · answered by Brad K 4 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Last night I was guests at the Schmidts
They scared me half out of my wits!
They were hideous freaks
Served up chopped brains and leeks
Their towels were marked "his", "hers" and "ITS"!!!
2007-11-15 02:28:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
They're dinner gave me the sh*ts
As I sat on the throne
The thought wouldn't leave me alone..
What if those peaches had pits...
2007-11-15 09:46:23 · answer #7 · answered by chris j 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋