You dastardly Republicans have committed grave crimes against Father Gore and Mother Gaia. How dare an elected official such as Pardue publicly 'pray' for anything. Gore shall provide sustenance; all one must do is Believe!!
Will you follow Him?
2007-11-15 02:12:14 · 12 answers · asked by ? 3 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
No thanks!
I follow God - THE God that made it rain after our prayers.
Yes - our prayers were answered.
2007-11-15 02:35:40 · answer #1 · answered by LadySable 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I knew he was AntiRonnieGod. When I kneel on my blankie, at least three times a day, in front of my RonnieGod shrine, and chant "what would RonnieGod do?", eventually an elevated hatchling comes on Faux News or radio and channels Ronniegod and RonnieGod communicates through the void that is the one hatchling mind that Al Gore will be president at the time of the 2nd Coming of RonnieGod and RonnieGod also orders me to stop this run-on RonnieGod inspired sentence attempting to warn you all that Al Gore is AntiRonnieGod.
2007-11-15 10:27:05 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If Gore prays for rain I'll rent a helicopter and urinate on him from above.
2007-11-16 09:23:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gore is the poster child of the ignorant
2007-11-15 10:19:30 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Im a naturalistic pantheist. Al gore is too?
2007-11-15 10:16:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I pray regularly to the patron saint of Globaloney.
2007-11-15 10:21:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
no, but i agree with gore. Global warming is real we are causing most of it.
2007-11-15 10:19:23 · answer #7 · answered by Gengi 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Great sarcasm
2007-11-15 10:17:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
Global warming is real and has been conclusively proven. That redneck jackass and his raindance won't work.
2007-11-15 10:18:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
No thanks, but it did rain last night in Georgia.
2007-11-15 10:17:49 · answer #10 · answered by booman17 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋