2007-11-15 01:33:58 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in News & Events ➔ Current Events
2D: You are hideous. What made you think I wanted a picture like that on my Question?
2007-11-15 05:55:18 · update #1
I met this girl the other night at a club, and we were dancing and having a great time. Then we decided to take a break and go outside to cool down, and when she opened her mouth to speak, it was like Fran Drescher on crack.
My ***** died.
2007-11-15 01:37:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Ditto Mrs. George Clooney. 2D
2007-11-15 04:06:11 · answer #2 · answered by 2D 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is nature's way of putting men off that we aren't attracted to!!! Usually we use the Queen's English to perfection. But we are blessed with this gift of speech to help us deter the thousands of men who want to sleep with us because we are so gorgeous.
2007-11-15 03:03:37 · answer #3 · answered by jonquilblack 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What! What do you want . . . silence. Sorry, but the ugly speak, too. Why did God make mouths besides to breathe, eat, dental bills, tongues . . . LOL
2007-11-15 03:03:31 · answer #4 · answered by Snoot 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because the men they attract are so frightfully boring , they have to say something to stop themselves from falling asleep or worse, by which time the men have bored them senseless and killed off any interesting dialogue.
Get the picture???
2007-11-15 01:42:51 · answer #5 · answered by isleofskye 5 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Did you hear the one about a husband and wife talking =
Husband says Why are you so beautiful and so dumb?
Wife says God made me beautiful to attract you and made me dumb so I would be attracted to you.
2007-11-15 02:38:19 · answer #6 · answered by mnwomen 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Spoil what? Your pick-up line?
2007-11-15 02:02:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The same reason that men go and spoil it all by breathing!!!
2007-11-15 01:51:40 · answer #8 · answered by bella 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Controversial my friend, that's no way to make friends with the women community on here !
2007-11-15 01:43:54 · answer #9 · answered by Mr X 1 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Ugly men bring the worst out in us!
2007-11-15 01:39:45 · answer #10 · answered by Julie C 3 · 6⤊ 2⤋