....would you be tempted to make fun of all the people who didn't have a cooked turkey strapped to their head, or would you remain humble about it?
2007-11-12 22:42:04 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
do you keep the cranberry sauce in your pockets, or shoe
2007-11-12 22:46:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'd remain humble; I know it's hard to be humble with a turkey strapped to your head but just think back on all the "bad hair" days you used to have.
Besides, I used to have a Yamster in my bra and THAT was really hard to be humble about. Why did I have a Yamster in my bra? I heard he was good at suspending folks so I figured he could help the twins look more perky.
2007-11-13 03:58:13 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I think I would remain humble but with 7 cats I would soon just have a turkey carcass on my head and nothing to be proud about.
2007-11-13 02:26:13 · answer #3 · answered by Turtle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Relax...this isn't as bad as u think. First suggestion, follow package directions for cooking time/temperature. Second, rinse your bird well with cold water inside & out, then pat dry with paper towel. Make sure you have a roasting pan that fits your bird (I use disposable, way less clean up). Also, use a roasting bag (Reynolds). You don't have to worry about basting the turkey that way. Season & if u like stuff with favorite stuffing recipe. Butter or oil the top of your bird for a nice golden brown skin before putting it into the roasting bag. Use a meat thermometer to make sure your bird is cooked completely. Good luck & Happy Thanksgiving!
2016-04-03 22:25:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Buk, we are always tempted to make fun of all the people who don't have a cooked turkey strapped to their head.... but humilty must win out!!!
i hope that's not the turkey you plan to serve on thanksgiving!
2007-11-13 01:54:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
No. I would be to preoccupied fighting global markets enterprising on the validation of Valentines day as an excuse to believe Love exists. Do you think my Super Soaker will do the dirty deed? Look at the finer points, global warming is a direct effect of them sweating it out over which choice is less wrong, can't they realize that potato is the answer? I mean really, who likes cupid anyway, I've strangled him thrice, yet he still manages to elude my insanity.....I think he is working with the feds. This leads me to believe only one of you can be the "eagle ears" informer. I have the last laugh though, I've implanted microchips in your finger tips as you clicked to answer this question........In the time it takes you to figure this out, I'll be outside your doorstep, butter knife and baked ham in hand!
2007-11-12 22:47:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
who says I ain't living my life with a cooked turkey strapped to my head?
2007-11-13 01:31:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I am so sweet that I'd share it....but only with people who deserved it!
And I wouldn't ridicule others less fortunate than myself...I'd probably feel for them though...and just be grateful :-)
I'd want some sauce with it though - Turkey is too dry on its own...See..I always want more - never satisfied eh?
2007-11-12 22:47:34 · answer #8 · answered by chandra 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Buk are you alright? Did you take you meds last night? Go have that talk with the therapist. Maybe you will feel better. I think you should stop hanging out with the Yidiot and Johnny. There influence is no good for you.
2007-11-13 00:43:03 · answer #9 · answered by imahlah 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
it would be very tempting but with a little self controll, l think l would be humble about it, anyway that turkey sure suits you!!
2007-11-12 22:49:55 · answer #10 · answered by McHaggis Scoticus 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ive got a turkey strapped on somewhere you cant see on my avatar, so stop bragging
2007-11-12 23:25:20 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋