....grabbed your ear and then pinched your thigh and smacked you really hard on the forehead and then laughed at you and grabbed your other ear and shoved your face in their armpit and then punched your knee and kicked your foot and then twisted your finger and also, yes, also, bit your elbow?
2007-11-12 22:29:08 · 58 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Be thankful I was chosen for the 3 Stooges tribute tour.
2007-11-12 22:33:28 · answer #1 · answered by Mark S 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I would stand there and give them a dirty look and then I would . . .
grab their ear and then pinch their thigh and smack them really hard on the forehead and then laugh at them and grab their other ear and shove their face in my armpit and then punch their knee and kick their foot and then twist their finger and also, yes, also, bit their elbow!!!!!!!
Then I would ask them if they would like to get a drink and see what other body parts we can touch later!!!!
(Actually, I would probably get my butt kicked trying to kick theirs!!)
Have a nice day!!!
2007-11-12 22:36:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
You're hard to resist on a normal day but with that turkey on your head and all those juices dripping down NOONE can resist(I still want to know where you are hiding the stuffing and the gravy!!!!)
2007-11-13 00:45:33 · answer #3 · answered by icemunchies 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You seem to anger a lot of passers by - and I can relate to this. Something about me, let's call it the K-MAC factor, seems to enrage complete strangers. To answer your question, I would approach it in the same way as I would make love to a beautiful woman - lie down, wait until its over and hope that you didn't disappoint.
2007-11-12 22:42:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
A broken nose in the middle of "someone's" laugh would probably disrupt that routine rather abruptly.
2007-11-12 22:36:31 · answer #5 · answered by The Dragon 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I'm going to find the closest blunt object and hit that person on the nogging.
2007-11-12 22:33:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
They wouldn't get beyond "grab your ear" At that stage I would be smacking them.....
2007-11-12 22:31:30 · answer #7 · answered by Wayne ahrRg 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I would be looking for a place to hide the body.
2007-11-13 00:56:46 · answer #8 · answered by Sr. Mary Holywater 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Dutchess would give them a run for the money.She is very protective and loves her family.
I would almost feel sorry for the bully.
2007-11-12 22:39:15 · answer #9 · answered by sharen d 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
I would wonder what that person had for lunch to make them act out so violently.
2007-11-13 00:50:14 · answer #10 · answered by ShrunkenFro™ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋