Who out there has a good imagination...?

Question

Ok well i need to write a

Revoulting Rhyme

it has to be fantasy so im thinking of using a nursery rhyme or walt disney charachters or story to put together a phyme

Oh
and by revoulting it means like fractured, naughty, twisted or revoulting


Thankyou =)

Answer 1

How fractured do you want to go?

The Shrek series is really into this. There are also very naughty twists on a lot of old nursery rhymes, but I'd only be allowed to give these if you're over 18. This site doesn't view these things kindly.

There's a whole genre of poetry called "Willie stories", it's a lot like limericks:

Willie, Willie fuss n' fight,
Found a stick of dynamite
Lit it so the story says,
It rained Willie seven days!

Willie took up chemistry
We'll see him nevermore,
For what he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4 .

Willie in his bright blue sash
Fell in the fire and burned to ash
Though the room had grown quite chilly,
No one had the heart to stir poor Willie.

Here's a mild one on a fairy tale:

Cinderella danced with her fella'
And thought him quite a Prince.
But when he saw the pumpkin she rode
That Prince turned into an awful toad.
So she squished him there in the muck
With the help of a passing truck.

Answer 2

There are several here:

http://www.chicsinred.com/2004_02_01_chicsinred_archive.html

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