Just for fun ......
How talented are you? Give me your best lie
2007-11-12 14:06:30 · 25 answers · asked by Ellie 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I appreciate all the answers & respect those who do their best not to lie but I want to hear from the liars ; )
Tell me your best or give me your best lie.
2007-11-12 14:33:47 · update #1
The check is in the mail !
2007-11-12 14:13:10 · answer #1 · answered by IT'S JUST ME ! 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
it depends who its to. any guy I'm interested in i can't lie to them to save my damn life. but anyone else I'm pretty good at it. got through 2 years of English in high school without ever doing homework and still passed! it was the same teacher too. sorry, i tend to work better on the spot then just coming up with one, that way it doesn't sound rehearsed at all. i did use one where i had a project due and for about 3 weeks i told her that it was in my dad's truck which was in the shop and she actually bought it!
2007-11-12 22:12:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok. im an untalented person. all i can do is talk, walk, sit, sleep, eat, and drink. i dont do much everyday.
a random lie ^^
heres a "lie in front of a teacher or some teacher or principal in skool"
teacher: ashlee! how come u didnt turn in ur homework??
me (ashlee): o cuz it flew out of the window... when i was finished with it.
teacher:oh!! man that sucks for u then. Well, your free to go! u dont have to stay in here and redo it.
me:k. thanxz!
teacher: your welcome
c. theres a lie to a teacher...
now heres a lie my mommy and daddy:
Teacher: It's time for flute lesson in the gym!!
me: (whispering to myself) o great! im not going..
suddenly when i got home, my parents were waiting for me at the steps. and they asked me "how come ur home early? wat happened to flute class?"
me: o we got early dismiss. we were doing fine last week in flute class. <<<(lying)
daddy:good!! we'll hope u do a fantastic job when the play starts!!
me: o dont worry i well!
then it was a thursday..it was the play and the people who plays the flute played first. I was fake playing cause i ditch flute class and didnt know how to play some songs. well at least my parents were still proud of me. they will never ever figure out that i ditch and lied to them!
2007-11-12 22:22:06 · answer #3 · answered by Ashlee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too good. So one of my best ones was last week. I wanted to go on a ski trip with my friends, but I was scheduled to work. I had a little bit of a sore throat and cough, so I decide to go with that. I told my manager I had Strep Throat. I work as a waitress, and he told me that the health department will not allow a person with strep to serve food. He told me to take off for a few days, so I went with my friends.
2007-11-12 22:13:31 · answer #4 · answered by The girl in pink 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Any person who answers this question cant lie because you've asked them to lie. You cant KNOW ABOUT THE LIE!
2007-11-12 22:12:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
very well
Person:
WHat are u doing here? Where are ur parents?
(t)hey are at hom
Me: Oh, they're in the gym right nearby. I had to go to the bathroom
its not my best lie, but i have tons of lies. its the way i say it and the way i look.
2007-11-12 22:12:02 · answer #6 · answered by Lalalalala 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sitting in a field of peach ice cream cones. My feet are the color of sea spray. I speak daily with the Lizard King.
2007-11-12 22:11:20 · answer #7 · answered by Mizz SJG 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
George W. Bush really is the best president in the history of presidents.
2007-11-12 22:15:22 · answer #8 · answered by Jacks036 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hardly. Here is a lie:
"I am a famous super model from Paltipokenitiansa, so be nice! I am a sexy one at that!"
XD
2007-11-12 22:10:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lying to me shouldn't be a talent. i dont practice deceving people. its not something i would sit and contimplate. im not saying that i have never lied, dont get me wrong if i have guilty of lying intentianallyt it would be "white" and as close to the truth as possible. i do not fool or trick anyone into believing im someone that im not.
2007-11-12 22:20:22 · answer #10 · answered by Ash 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can lie very well,when I need too
2007-11-12 22:13:57 · answer #11 · answered by 5v62020 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋