I used to bartend, and no one paid attention to me when I rang the bell and said 'last call'. Fortunately for me, one of the bookies who worked out of the bar had a friend with a nearby after hours joint...so we all hopped over there, and stayed till at least noon.
2007-11-12 13:26:39
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answer #1
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answered by Anonymous
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Last call for alcohol.
Last call for your freedom of speech.
Drink up. Happy hour is now enforced by law.
Don't forget our house special, it's called a Trickie Dickie Screwdriver.
It's got one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple Kool-Aid,
and a jigger of formaldehyde
from the jar with Hitler's brain in it we got in the back storeroom.
Happy trails to you. Happy trails to you.
2007-11-12 13:25:02
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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When the lights come on at last call, I often hear "Dang! Give me my phone # back!"
2007-11-12 13:22:06
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answer #3
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answered by Rick G2 5
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They are selling some very extragant and pricey,valuable items, and its the last chance to get them..
2007-11-12 13:23:38
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answered by Madeline the Bard 3
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That the bartender is tired of serving me so many beers with no tip:)
2007-11-12 13:19:52
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answer #5
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answered by Buddy Love 5
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The six's and sevens
become tens
2007-11-12 13:23:40
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answered by ? 6
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I think, Oh Oh, Time to double up and PAY up! Been there! All Good!(Now where are we going?) LOL:
2007-11-12 13:24:24
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answer #7
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answered by DORY 6
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The bar is about to close
2007-11-12 13:19:37
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answered by Anonymous
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Order another drink.
2007-11-12 13:51:04
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answered by Judas Rabbi 7
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I'm closing the library and the little nuns run out. :)
2007-11-12 13:25:20
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answered by Anonymous
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