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2007-11-12 13:16:41 · 23 answers · asked by Michael A 6 in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

23 answers

I used to bartend, and no one paid attention to me when I rang the bell and said 'last call'. Fortunately for me, one of the bookies who worked out of the bar had a friend with a nearby after hours joint...so we all hopped over there, and stayed till at least noon.

2007-11-12 13:26:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 1

Last call for alcohol.
Last call for your freedom of speech.
Drink up. Happy hour is now enforced by law.
Don't forget our house special, it's called a Trickie Dickie Screwdriver.
It's got one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple Kool-Aid,
and a jigger of formaldehyde
from the jar with Hitler's brain in it we got in the back storeroom.
Happy trails to you. Happy trails to you.

2007-11-12 13:25:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

When the lights come on at last call, I often hear "Dang! Give me my phone # back!"

2007-11-12 13:22:06 · answer #3 · answered by Rick G2 5 · 1 0

They are selling some very extragant and pricey,valuable items, and its the last chance to get them..

2007-11-12 13:23:38 · answer #4 · answered by Madeline the Bard 3 · 1 0

That the bartender is tired of serving me so many beers with no tip:)

2007-11-12 13:19:52 · answer #5 · answered by Buddy Love 5 · 1 0

The six's and sevens
become tens

2007-11-12 13:23:40 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 1 0

I think, Oh Oh, Time to double up and PAY up! Been there! All Good!(Now where are we going?) LOL:

2007-11-12 13:24:24 · answer #7 · answered by DORY 6 · 1 0

The bar is about to close

2007-11-12 13:19:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Order another drink.

2007-11-12 13:51:04 · answer #9 · answered by Judas Rabbi 7 · 2 0

I'm closing the library and the little nuns run out. :)

2007-11-12 13:25:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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