A woman walks into a shop that sells expensive Persian Rugs.
Looking around, she spots the perfect rug, walks over and inspects it.
As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she farts loudly.
Very embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her 'little accident' and hopes a sales person does not pop up right now.
As she turns back, there standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day Ma'am, how may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "How much does this rug cost?"
He answers, "Lady if you farted just touching it, you're gonna crap your pants when you hear what the price is."
2007-11-12 13:07:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i dont know how this got into polls and surveys? sorry guys its suppossed to be in the jokes
2007-11-12 13:08:13 · update #1
lol,lol,lol,10/10, *,excellent joke.
P&S,J&R,for me it doesn't matter...........it made me lol,that's what's important.
Thanks for posting.
2007-11-12 20:39:29 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-29 03:09:08 · answer #2 · answered by cluff 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I love corny jokes in P&S
2007-11-12 13:22:28 · answer #3 · answered by Dianne m 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's OK, we tell jokes on P&S, too. That was a pretty good one. You deserve a star.
2007-11-12 13:23:32 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww, ah man u got me again should have seen it coming. good one though good one. I'll make sure not to eat when I read ur ?'s
2007-11-12 13:47:30 · answer #5 · answered by calis_5nest 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one, thx for the laugh...star
2007-11-12 13:12:01 · answer #6 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heh. That made me giggle. =]
2007-11-12 13:10:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol! haha thats funny!
2007-11-12 13:15:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's funny!! you girls are great! and cute
2007-11-12 13:10:39 · answer #9 · answered by jayjay 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the great laugh!
2007-11-12 13:10:35 · answer #10 · answered by John N 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋